Thursday, September 15, 2016

Hellbridge Fight Idea: Meili vs Nefertiti

Well this is a bit of a complicated idea... I had wanted to write something for Hellbridge's characters after seeing a bunch of fan work of his art (anthromorphic animals boxing and wrestling; http://hellbridge.deviantart.com ). Seeing a few comics, fan art, and stories, I'd wanted to do a story for a while. Seeing a recent post on his tumblr, I halfheartedly thought I'd work on making something off of his characters. Then that crossed with an old idea I had: a wrestling match narrated entirely by the dialogue of the announcers. It was quick, easy, and fun, if lacking in description now and then, but it still felt fun and hot to let the imagination go. Mild blood, but nothing terribly gory beyond some rough wrestling. I did make up the announcer characters off the top of my head, but Meili the panda and Nefertiti the crocodile are all Hellbridge's. You can go off their descriptions, but there should be a fair share of pictures of them in his gallery


Meili Dao Zian vs Nefertiti Kaiser

The fight was quite the talk of the league. With Konga and Masha clashing over the titboxing title recently, it had stirred up the rest of the fighters a bit. With the title changing hands, a lot of them were looking to make some grabs at the #1 contender position and take one of the assorted championships themselves. With Konga and Masha resting up from their bout, it ended up with two more of the strongest fighters to go at it. Meili Dao Zian vs Nefertiti Kaiser, pitting the chubby Chinese panda against the tall and lean half Egyptian, half-German crocodile.


Rick "Richter" was a retired old rhino, his fond memories of his days in the ring making him settle into announcing for the league instead. The sheer number of busty ladies helped keep his attention as well.

Mona was his partner, a mousey (quite literally) sportscaster who had ditched her news job to announce the wild and varied league exclusively. The pair's different fields of expertise made for a broad coverage of the fights, and their size difference often got a few giggles when they were together.

Rick: "We are back, and things are in motion for the fight of the night!"

Mona: "That's right, Rick. All week, people have been buzzing about the match with Meili Dao Zian and Nefertiti Kaiser. An all out, no holds barred fight in the ring. It's what they've been calling a 'KO milk match' around the offices here."

R: "Exactly. The fighters have been given hormones to induce lactation, so they're going to be leaking like dairy cows. The fight isn't over until one is knocked out cold."

M: "Things should be getting plenty messy, Rick. The popular bets seem to be going towards Nefertiti. She has the experience, the height, the weight, and she's known for fighting dirty when she needs to."

R: "Famously so. In all my years, it's hard to recall a match where low blows and those nasty teeth of hers didn't get involved. But it's not to count Mei out at all. She has something of a mixed track record against the top girls of the league, but she's always surprising."

M: "Very true. She joined the league at 17 and has already joined some of the highest ranks of the fighters of all ages. She has the drive and the energy to endure some ridiculous punishment, and while she's shorter than Titi, the little dumpling's clearly got a broader build in a small package that can make her easy to underestimate."

R: "Definitely built like a sumo, as some of her more famous matches have shown us. But between Nefertiti’s wrestling style and Meili’s kung fu, we should be seeing a lot of grappling between these ladies."

M: "And here come our fighters now! Nefertiti's getting her usual mix of cheers and boos."

Rick: "Heavier on the cheers, of course. Dirty or not, it's hard to argue with a body like that."

M: "Especially if you're an old perv of rhino, eh Richter? Titi is certainly dressed for the occasion, it would seem."

R: "Or undressed. That thong is all she's wearing besides her tiara, and that's barely halfway up her ass."

M: "Let's be generous and say Titi's wearing it that way because of the tail."

R: "Are you really going to keep calling her that?"

M: "Why not? It's less of a mouthful."

R: "Yea, it just... suggests things. It's distracting."

M: "The woman is topless, Rick! She's already distracting! She's entered the ring, already making a throat-slitting motion to the crowd."

R: "There's the change in the music. The staff won't wait for her to finish showboating or we'd never leave."

M: "And here comes our pudgy panda, Meili! It looks like she heard us talking, Rick, because she's just wearing a snug sumo thong under that kimono."

R: "Last we saw her wearing it, I think she was on the losing end of a sumo match with Konga."

M: "Well the killa gorilla's been on a hot streak lately, especially with her polar bear rival."

R: "Still amazing our heavyweight schoolgirl here was able to do as well as she did. The crowd's clearly behind the Chinese fighter with that magnetic cheerful energy."

M: "Mei passes off her robe to a stagehand, showing off that big bottom in her sumo thong. She takes her corner and patting that round fuzzy belly of hers."

R: "Looks like she's flaunting her curves at Nefertiti, and she is not liking it. Meili's a friendly sort, but looks like she knows how to get under the croc's scales."

M: "Ooh, especially with that 'fucking fatass' comment Titi just shouted at her. All her edges, bodyfat isn't something on the toned gator's side in this matchup."

R: "When you get this high in the rankings, the competition gets fierce, that’s for sure. Well, they won't have to wait long to let those tempers loose, because there's the bell!"

M: "The girls are going right into it! Mei dished out a chop to the chest, just for Titi to give her a forearm to the same!"

R: "Both girls are jiggling right off the bat, and they know where to hit to make it happen!"

M: "They're trading blows back and forth like a contest of raw power. They're working up a sweat right out of the gate. Titi winds up for another one but OHHH! It's a fakeout. The scaley wrestler wastes no time in giving Mei a kick to the pussy!"

R: "Ooh, you can see the hurt on Mei's face from that one. She was NOT expecting that this early into the fight. Don't imagine something as honorable as kung-fu prepares you for a cunt punt."

M: "Titi's buried that thong a little deeper into Meili. Titi takes her by the hair and shouts some more trash talk into the stunned panda's face."

Nefertiti: "That all you got, dumpling!!?"

Rick: "Nefertiti uses that handful of hair to rush off and POUND the panda's face into a turnbuckle."

Mona: "Mei's left holding her face instead of her pussy now while the croc gives her a few punches in the kidneys from behind.

Rick: "No rules means no rules, I guess."

M: "OH! But Mei turns and gives Titi a faceful of elbow!"

R: "Right on the snout! And the green queen is reeling from that one!"

M: "Mei takes full advantage by taking Titi by the snout and slamming her face first into the mats. She gets a hold of that arm and is bending it back, getting a quick and nasty armbar submission on the croc."

R: "Told you she was full of surprises. Not every school girl that can do that."

M: "Titi is pounding her fist on the mat, but there's no tapping out in this match!"

R: "Not that she'd give this easy anyway. But the bear looks like she has it on tight and whoa! Did you see that!?"

M: "Titi using every edge she can with that one! That smack on the ass with her tail startled Mei enough to release the hold."

R: "Nefertiti looking to take advantage, give the panda a big punch into the gut. The croc is and goes to punch Meili's brains out, but she catches it! Mei takes her opponent for a ride into a corner."

M: "Titi looks like she doesn't know what hit her! She's on her ass in the corner, trying to get her feet back under her but here come Meili again."

R: "OHHH! Big stomp from Mei into the croc's titties. You could hear that one from here!"

M: "That's the sound of almost 200 lbs of panda coming down on one busty piece of gator!"

R: "-you mean crocodile."

M: "Whatever she is, she's hurting bad! She'd holding her breasts and... yes! The crowd goes wild as Meili had drawn first milk! Titi's titty's are leaking and she's stuck on defense."

R: "Mei takes her time flexing and waving to the crowd, keeping up that fan favorite status. The big bear goes back to her opponent, but Titi's holding onto the ropes and not letting herself budge."

M: "Mei gives her a few knees to the ribs to soften her up, but Titi's still got the ropes. Mei goes in for another-"

R: "OH! There's Titi with a headbutt!"

M: "My nickname's catching on, huh?"

R: "Ignoring that for now. Mei's dazed from the shot and eats a big cross to the breasts from Nefertiti."

M: "There's two! Three big power blows to the jugs! Mei goes down and Titi is right going after her. Cold-blooded indeed!"

R: "Mei's still nursing those swelling boobs. You can see the hormones have made them extra tender for both of the women, making them easy targets."

M: They definitely got Titi's attention as she drops down with a knee to the tits like a piledriver."

R: "And Mei's screaming like a banshee! Neferiti's grinding that knee right into her glands and she's going blood for blood, or milk for milk as it were."

M: "Meili is just leaving a puddle of white in the middle of the ring as it comes oozing out of those beaten boobs. You can see the bruising starting right through that black and white fur."

R: "Nef is up again, but she drops the knee right back down again! She's targeting that left tit for all it's worth, and Meili's nipples goes off like a geyser! It's like the old saying in the league: fans in the first three rows, you may get wet."

M: "Speak for yourself, big guy..."

R: "Mei's still a ball of agony after all that chest work. She's lucky those boobs are protecting her ribs from that kind of pressure."

M: "Nefertiti is up again. She's flexing and showing for the crowd, then goes for another knee but MEILI DODGES!"

R: "A quick roll from the bear and our Egyptian's down holding her knee! She thought she had beat the fight out of Mei and she wouldn't be that quick to respond!"

M: "Meili is up to her knees, but she's holding her breast like a wounded soldier."

R: "The big bear finally moves in on Nefertiti while she's nursing that knee. Doesn't look serious, but it's hard to ignore a good hit to the joints."

M: "Mei gets on top of her, mounting that big ass and belly on Titi's abs. Meili starts dishing out punches like they're free, pounding that scaly snout left and right!"

R: "Nef is seeing stars, but then it's back to the boobs! Meili's digging her fingers into the gator's jugs and she's practically squirting that milk out."

M: "It looks like Mei's using some pressure points to get the most out of her enemy. Might be some acupuncture training in her family history."

R: "Or she's just piping mad and knows how to really hurt a bitch. Either way, Titi is screeching with pain in there."

M: "Mei finally gets off. She's getting back into the swing of this match, and she's barking at Titi to get up. It looks like this dumpling's steamed enough to wants to beat Titi while she's on her feet."

R: "Nefertiti looks like she's milking that opportunity, pun intended. She's tending to her chest and taking her time getting back up. She even has to wipe some blood from her nostrils."

M: "Mei's got her guard up, ready for whatever the gator has planned by now."

R: "I wouldn't be so sure. But Nef looks mad enough to offer the bear a lockup. Meili carefully takes the invitation from the taller girl, a risky move with the size disadvantage."

M: "They start pushing, chest to chest and belly to belly."

R: "There we go! I told ya! Meili's gaining ground with her sumo techniques."

M: "Kung-fu has plenty of that as well. But either way, she's bullying Nefertiti back, step by step. Nefertiti's even going to her knees at the impressive power of the panda."

R: "I don't think that's a sign of weakness though..."

M: "OH GOD, WOW! Nefertiti using her position to bite right into Mei's good breast!"

R: "Any wrestler worth her salt in this league knows that you don't want to get caught in this crocodile's jaws! Meili's lost her advantage in an instant as she's a mess of milk, sweat, blood and tears."

M: "Titi's mouth is working like a vice! Meili's breast is looking so swollen it could pop!"

R: "Nefertiti's not letting go, even as she forced Mei into the ropes. Finally she gets her mouth off of her, licking those bloody teeth. Just look at the damage she's done with a few seconds of those jaws!"

M: "Mei looks like she's sporting a pair of giant grapes rather than tits right now! She's in a bad way!"

R: "And Nefertiti's looking to make it worse! She's shoved Mei's neck into the ropes!"

M: "Meili's clearly choking, drooling over the ring apron as her tits and belly jiggle beneath her pretty, screaming face. She's pushing hard enough on the ropes that it's not going to put her out, but it's certainly not good for her!"

R: "Nefertiti gets tired of leaning on her, and she twists the top ropes around. Any fighter knows that's never a good thing."

M: "Titi gets her whole upper body through the ropes before she pulls the ropes around her. You can see how they dig into that soft panda belly of hers!"

R: "Mei's nearly helpless dangling like that, and Nefertiti doesn't mind at all! She kicks Meili in her big wide booty, then spreads her legs out with her arms to OH! Another big cunt buster!"

M: "Mei's left sobbing in front of the crowd, too busy fighting the ropes to fight her opponent. Titi gives her a few more kicks to the cunny before she slides out of the ring. This won't be good!"

R: "It's good for me. She's closer to us for a better view."

M: "I meant for Meili! She's a sweaty, milky mess above the apron while... oh no! Nefertiti gets a chair!"

R: "One of the most sadistic members of the league in a hardcore match. What did you expect, pipsqueak?"

M: "I sure didn't expect any mercy! Meili has a few instants to see it coming, but nowhere to go! Annnd BOOM! The nosebleed seats had to hear that one!"

R: "Nefertiti's using that chair to bash the milk right out of the lactating bear. She's starting to look more white than black for how bad she's leaking."

M: "Titi's mocking Mei, calling her a 'little girl' and 'fatass bear!' The crowd's booing her even as she digs the leg of her chair into Mei's nipple, scratching it up something awful!"

R: "That's no strawberry milk coming out of her, folks. Between the chair and her bites, Nefertiti has Mei's tits starting to bleed too! She looks like some kind of sexy punching bag."

M: "It looks like Titi's going in for the kill. She's got the chair over her head like an exectutioner. She's out for payback! She's saying she's going to bash Meili's brains in!"

R: "WOAH! Out of nowhere, there's Meili!"

M: "A perfect finger strike to the gloating gator's throat! Nefertiti drops the chair and is clutching her throat! Suddenly she's the one who can't breathe!"

R: "Mei's getting herself out of the ropes, backing out... no! She's charging back and she TACKLES THE HELL out of Nefertiti! Right through the ropes!"

M: "I'm surprised she could fit between them with a body like that!"

R: "Both girls are down and hurting, but Mei powers through. Talk about spirit. That girl was getting tortured less than a minute ago, and she's back on her feet."

M: "She's not in a good way, but she IS up. She's stumbling back over to Titi and throws her back into the ring."

R: "The Cleopatra of the ring's seen better days. She's like a rag doll. A queen-sized panda landing on you at top speed can do that to the best of em."

M: "Mei follows her in and lifts Titi off her feet, pushing that tail out of the side! THERE it is! An atomic drop bashed Titi's pussy right over her knee! She's down and holding her cunny after a power move like that."

R: "Looks like Mei's done playing it by the books now."

M: "And Meili throws her weight around some more! She jumps up and drops her big bear butt right Nefertiti's boobs."

R: "NOW she looks alive again! Nef is flopping like a fish more than a croc now that Mei's squashed some more milk out of her."

M: "Try explaining THAT stain on your ass to your boyfriend!"

R: "Why, you think Meili's seeing anyone?"

M: "Let it go, old timer. Meili rolls Titi onto her stomach, and gets a hold of her arms. She's pulling back on them and digging her knee into Titi's scaley back."

R: "Nefertiti's looking worse for wear. That big hit took a lot out of her, and she's screaming and thrashing. Her back's being bent out of shape while Mei's trying to pull her arms out of the sockets."

M: "She's even begging! Nefertiti's saying she taps out! Looks like no one told her it's a no-surrender match, eh?"

R: "Not quite! Look at that! It looks like Meili's letting her go! She either naive and forgot about the rule herself, or she's just being a good sport. She's let go of the croc and orders her to get up."

M: "Titi rubs her arms, making her boobs puff up even more, but she's getting up. They both look about ready to drop any minute."

R: "And they're both leaking like a life raft full of hedgehogs."

M: "Mei gives Titi a backhand chop right across the breasts. They're so beat and sore that they jiggle like crazy!"

R: "Nefertiti hisses from the hit and reels back, but she buries a fist right into Mei's big belly. Then it's two more to the boobs, one each for good luck!"

M: "She's leaking over the ring like she isn't house-trained! But Meili stands back upright and gives a high kick right into Titi's right tit!"

R: "She's way more flexible than people give the big girl credit for."

M: "No doubt! And Titi's paying for underestimating her. She reels back to the ropes, guarding her breast and rubbing her crotch."

R: "Funny that her crotch would be hurting after that, don't you think? You'd think her guard would be higher..."

M: "Doesn't help anyway as Meili grabs her by the head and brings her to a corner. She squeezes Titi into a headlock and... oh no way!"

R: "It looks like Meili's going up the turnbuckle! She's going to finish the job from way up top!"

M: "Mei gets up there, but Nefertiti's suddenly up! What's that she's got!?"

R: "It's sand! She snuck a packet of sand into her thong! She threw it into Meili's eyes and she's blinded on the top ropes!"

M: "Titi is making Mei her punching bag all over again! The young bear's defenseless as Titi buries her fist into her tits and stomach."

R: "Poor Mei's about to go back over the edge! Her legs are barely hanging on! Nefertiti let Mei set herself up for a hell of a fall!"

M: "Ohh, and she's squeezing her breasts. Meili's blind and bloody as Titi is just crushing her tits in her claws! How is she still staying up!?"

R: "By screaming her head off by the sound of things."

M: "Mei's shaking like she's ready to collapse. Her eyes still blinded and crying from the sand and the pain... but OH MY GOD! A big kick out of nowhere!"

R: "Mei with a big boot to the stomach, sending the croc flying back into the ring on her back!"

M: "Mei is hanging on by a fucking thread! She looks drunk with exhaustion up there. She's going to have to find her way down and over there before Titi can get back up for some more sadistic payback!"

R: "No! What's she doing!? Mei's trying to find her balance up there!"

M: "She's crazy! Someone tell that girl that bears can't fly! She's trying to line up a jump!"

R: "No way her eyes are recovered from all those tears. She can't see straight!"

M: "There she goes! The crowd's going nuts! Nefertiti's starting to move...!"

R: "Meili is airmailing a body splash from the top rope! She lands like a fuzzy meteor of tits and muscle right on top of Nefertiti!"

M: "The croc gets a face full of tits and furry stomach off the ropes! The same stomach she shouted at Meili over at the start of the match crushes her! Neither girl's moving!"

R: "No, Meili's stirring. She's just starting to move. No sign of life out of Nefertiti though. A bear belly to the face put the croc out in one big sweaty splash."

M: "Splash is right! There's a fucking puddle from both girls left under them. Mei left her milk and sweat all over Nefertiti's face! No way that the queen's playing possum this time!"

R: "Mei rolls off at last, sitting up in the middle of the ring. It's obvious she felt that landing. She holding her aching gut and her tits are sagging after losing all that milk."

M: "But there's the bell! The ref confirms that Titi's out! Meili's big soft body went through hell for it, but she won! Meili Dao Zian is our winner!"

R: "Well, no one can say she didn't earn it! The girl's half crazy and proved it to get there!"

M: "Let's just get a ring medic out there to help her backstage."

R: "Maybe two. She's a big gal."

M: "And someone to drag Nefertiti backstage..."

R: "Once Mei's done with her, anyway. She's posing with the KOed croc's body with a raised foot on her pussy, showing off those muscles and slapping that big, match-winning belly for the crowd. Get those cameras out, boys."

M: "And ladies, of course. And all those in between. Everyone can love a good girlfight."

R: "Now why do I feel like that was a dig at me?"

M: "Because you're a self-absorbed old perv. Now we'll be back after this break!"

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