Saturday, October 29, 2016

Overwatch Wrestling chat pt2: Mei vs Mercy

once again, as announced by Soldier 76 and Reinhardt


"And we're back. We've got our airtime paid for and the stains cleaned up, so we're moving onto our next match. Ring veteran Mercy against the relative newcomer, Ice Cold Mei. Mei might have the weight advantage here, but not sure she'll know how to use it. Your thoughts, Rein?"
     "VELL YOU KNOW ME! I'LL ALVAYS ROUTE FOR GUT DEUTSCH SPEAKING GIRLS! BUT TO BE HONEST, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO VILL VIN IN ZIS BATTLE OF ZE JOBBERS! MEI HAS LOST EVERY MATCH SHE HAS BEEN IN THIS EARLY SEASON, UND MERCY HAS BEEN ON A LOSING STREAK OF HER OWN FOR ZE PAST YEAR OR SO! IT IS HARD TO TELL WHO VILL BE ZE ULTIMATE JOBBER!"
       "Bottom of the barrel match, eh? Well don't worry fans, because even the worst of the OWL are real pros in the ring, and lookers to boot. Rumors are that Mei's been hitting the gym, but Mercy may have some of her time with the champ rub off on her. Let's see which pays off. And here she comes, your blonde favorite on her way to the ring now."
     "UND IN HER CLASSIC VHITE UND RED ROBE! VHAT DO YOU ZINK SHE IS VEARING UNDER ZAT?"
       "Micro bikini at most, by the look of things. She gives the crowd a generous bend over as she wiggled her way between the ropes and gets ready to throw down. Leave it to a medic to know when to stretch."
     "VELL IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS SOME COMPETITION FOR LOOKS! HERE COMES MEI IN A RATHER TIGHT FURRY BRA UND THONG! SHE IS A LITTLE CHUNKY BUT ZIS GIRL MAKES IT LOOK SEHR GUT!"
       "Makes her gut look sehr gut, huh? Well the girl's got spirit, and that chipper attitude gets her some love from the fans. Our little Chinese eskimo's in the ring and both girls looking ready to fight. They know the status on the line by the looks of things, and neither especially sadistic or cocky. Looks like that's what it takes to get far in this league, one or both."
     "UND MERCY DROPS THE ROBE! IT IS HER CLASSIC HIGH CUT RED ONE PIECE SUIT! BRINGING BACK ZE NOSTALGIA OF ZE OLD DAYS! REMEMBER VHEN SHE UND TRACER WERE A DUO? BEFORE VIDOW AND PHARAH CAME TO ZE LEAGUE?"
       "Yea, better times, if you ask me. Real Baywatch look to her. She comes out with her arms up, with Mei coming out to meet her. They lock up hand to hand and tit to tit as they lean into the lockup!"
     "QUITE ZE STRUGGLE! BOTH GIRLS SEEM TO BE IN A STAND STI- VAIT! MEI IS STARTING TO PUSH MERCY BACK! LOOKS LIKE ZE GEEKY GODDESS HAS SOME MUSCLE UNDER ZAT GUT! MERCY BETTER TRY SOMEZING FAST OR SHE VILL BE STUCK AGAINST ZE ROPES!"
       "Almost there, but THERE'S the knee! Gets one into the side of Mei's belly and takes the fight out of her long enough to drop down and hip toss her to the mats. Right into a headlock from the doctor."
     "OOOO ZAT HAS GOT TO STUN HER! ZE CHUBBY CHINA GIRL IS STRUGGLING IN ZE HEADLOCK, JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT! BUT MERCY IS ALL SMILES! LOOKS LIKE SHE IS CONFIDENT OF ZE OUTCOME ALREADY!"
       "She tips back Mei's head, and there she goes! A face full of hefty tits into the China doll's face. She gives her a rough motorboating while she takes the wind out of her. Mei pulls out, but she's panting and sputtering!"
     "VHY IS SHE SO SHOCKED!? I VOULD HAVE GONE IN FOR MORE!"
       "Because she's trying to stay in this fight, Hardy. Our resident angel's got her by the hair and pulls her back up, grabs that top to set her up for another trip back to the mats."
     "OOOF UND VITH MEI'S VEIGHT ZAT HAS GOT TO HURT! SHE IS WRITHING ON ZE GROUND UN- UND ONE OF HER TITS HAS BEEN EXPOSED FROM ZE TINY TOP! ZIS MATCH IS GETTING BETTER ZEN I THOUGHT! MERCY DOESN'T LOOK TOO APPROVING THOUGH AND MOCKINGLY SHAKES HER FINGER AS IF MEI VAS BEING A NAUGHTY GIRL! VHICH VE CAN ONLY HOPE SHE VILL BE!"
       "If you didn't expect at least one breast out in the air, then you need to pay more attention to these matches. And Mercy tops off the naughty gesture with a smack to her own botom as she hops up and gives Mei a leg drop across those impressive tits of hers."
     "ZAT IS VHAT ZE SVISS MISS IS FAMOUS FOR! BUT I MUST SAY, MEI MIGHT GIVE HER SOME COMPETITION IN ZAT DEPARTMENT!"
       "Mercy goes for an early pin, trying to prove who's bottom tier here, but Mei kicked out by two! MErcy none to happy, she gives Mei a spank of her own, and much harder than her little fanservice before!"
     "UND IT SETS HER ASS TO GIGGLING! I DON'T ZINK ZIS OLD HEART CAN TAKE MUCH MORE! MERCY IS CLIMBING UP ONTO ZE ROPES! LOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT BE TRYING HER SIGNATURE MATTERHORN DIVE!"
       "Even Mei's having trouble controlling that ass right now. It gives Mercy plenty of time to get up there. She jumps but OH NO! Mei rolls over and brings those knees up! Mercy on the ground holding her gut after a crash landing on what might be the only non-soft part of our little eskimo."
     "IT LOOKS LIKE MEI VAS PLANNING ZIS! SHE STARTS TO GET TO HER FEET! OH SHE LOOKS MAD NOW- OOOF A SHARP KICK TO ZE TITS! MERCY'S MAMMERIES ARE FEELING IT NOW!"
       Mercy doesn't look like she's sure what to do now! She's trying to crawl away for some time to think, but Mei grabs a foot and drags those big proud tits across the mats for a nasty bit of rug burn! This could be a big comeback for the big girl!"
     "TRUE! MERCY IS LOOKING HURT BUT I DOUBT SHE IS DOWN UND OUT YET! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE MEI KNOWS ZE SAME THING! ZAT CHUBBY GIRL IS SITTING ON MERCY'S BACK! OH, SHE GRABS HER BY ZE HAIR UND IS NOW SLAMMING HER HEAD REPEATEDLY INTO ZE MAT!"
       Mercy's being forced to kiss that canvas while Mei's not letting her get anywhere! Mercy curls up to try to cover up, but OH! A big butt bomb from Mei right on the back! You can't ignore a hit like that!"
     "MERCY IS NOT LOOKING GUT! IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE! MEI HASN'T EVEN TUCKED HER TIT BACK IN! LIKE A CAVEWOMAN BEATING ON A RIVAL! VAIT... VHAT'S ZIS!? NOW SHE IS TRYING TO STRIP ZE SVISS FIGHTER!"
       "Mercy's trying to tug of war out of this,keeping hold of her swimsuit. It's stretching more than she keeps it, but Mercy keeps it barely on. Mei let's go to drop on top of her and just slap the hell out of her head and tits to get her to stop resisting! Clumsy, but effective!"
     "VERY EFFECTIVE! MERCY IS SO RATTLED BY ZIS ATTACK ZAT SHE STOPS GRABBING ZE SVIMSUIT... UND IT'S OFF!"
       "Mercy is utterly naked in the ring! She's not even aware enough to cover up. Mei holds it over her head and shouts to the crowd like it's an enemy flag and throws it to the fans. Wow! She even takes it up a notch and finally takes her own top off to throw after it. Talk about generous."
     "NOW ZOS ARE SOME HOOTERS! VAIT!? IS ZAT MILK TOO! IT IS! UND MEI TAKES ADVANTAGE AND SQUIRTS A BIT ON HER FEEBLE OPPONENT! IT'S LIKE SHE IS MARKING HER OR SOMZING! UND VE THOUGHT ZAT ZIS VOULD ALL BE IN GUT FUN!"
       "Something's brought out the competitive side in Mei, that's for sure. She grabs Mercy by the hair and rubs those milk jugs into her face. Not just humiliating, but that milks in Mercy's eyes! She's just grabbing around her blinded from those heavy tits! Not many in the league who could pull that, you have to admit!"
     "VELL I ZINK VE KNOW WHO ZE MAIN JOBBER IS NOW! VAIT! MEI DRAGS HER TO ZE ROPES AND TIES HER UP! SHE IS RUNNING TOWARDS ZE OPPOSITE ROPES! IS SHE GOING FOR IT! SHE BOUNCES OFF ZE ROPES AND COMES FLYING ASS FIRST TOWARDS THE BEATEN MERCY! UND ZE CHUBBY AS HITS MERCY RIGHT IN ZE CROTCH! ME JUST PERFECTED HER SIGNATURE "ICE VALL"!
       Mercy looks ready to fall over to the mats, but the rope are holding her up! Mei's backing up and clapping to the crowd, psyching them up. She can't be serious.... Mercy's beat, but she's out to really show her who's the jobber here! She goes into the ropes again, and another big butt bump! Mercy looks ready to black out from that one, and more than a little wet from it too by the looks."
     "VELL MEI JUST LOOKS LIKE SHE IS HAVING ZE TIME OF HER LIFE! SHE EVEN LOOKS DIRECTLY AT ZE CAMERA TO GIVE A KISSY FACE BEFORE SMOTHERING MERCY VITH HER TITS AGAIN! WHO DO YOU ZINK ZAT IS FOR?"
       "Maybe just playing for the fans some more? Mercy's just a mess of tears and milk now as Mei smothers her out. No arms, this may be the end of the medic."


"ZERE IS NO VAY SHE CAN BREATH THROUGH ZAT SEALAGE! HER BODY IS GOING LIMP... UND SHE IS DOWN! MEI STEPS AVAY TO ADMIRE HER HANDYVORK UND QUITE ZE VORK IT IS!"
       Mercy just a mess of sweat, milk, tears and drool! An absolute mess! The fans will be loving this and mocking it for ages! Mei is the winner, folks, and here we were thinking we'd never hear that phrase again! Here's hoping he can get some more of those under her extra wide belt!"
     (maybe leave the announcers now and have Pharah run out to Mercy?"
       sure, to get her backstage and assure her?
     yeah
       yea, ok
     Should I start with Mercy or do you want to start with Pharah?
       Phar making more sense
     Kay
       Pharah came out to the ring as Mei was leaving. The two traded begrudging looks, but didn't start anything as they passed. Pharah climbed into the ring to go to her KOed lover, lightly patting her cheek as she tried to untie her. "Wake up, angel. Are you okay?
     All Mercy could do was moan out in pain. Her head was rattled, she couldn't see straight and could barely hear her wife's voice.
       "It's okay, love. I've got you," Pharah assured, starting to untie her and lifting her wife over her shoulder in a fireman carry, taking her back to their dressing room to try to revive her on her bed.

continued http://luffy316.blogspot.com/2016/10/overwatch-wrestling-3-widowmaker-vs.html 

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