Saturday, December 3, 2016

Battle of the Goddesses commission

surprised to get a request for a fight between 5 of the goddesses of love from ancient polytheistic cultures. the real kicker was that it was asked to be written as a poem. I ended up using a Walrus and the Carpenter rhyme scheme, or something akin to Casey At the Bat. Or even less famously, The Eleventh Hour picture book I read in middle school. Also not unlike The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, but with far shorter lines. 

This one was so interesting, I might even end up recording a dramatic reading of it. Thoughts on that, anyone? Too creepy?


Many had forgotten the old and ancient ones
The gods and goddesses above that gave us earth and sun
The beautiful embodiments of war and death and love
But everyone remembered the day when they fell from above

Freyja from the Nordic gods, Xochiquetzal of the Aztec
The goddesses met claws and fists in violent attacks.
Tumbling from the clouds, the goddesses catfight
From some boast or jest gone far too far and sparking some personal slight

Ishtar and Hathor came with them too, and mankind knew much amiss
To see Hathor the Egypt god of love and drunkenness
Who clashed with Ishtar the Mesopotamian worshipped for war and love and sex.
The Egyptian growled and rolled around while Ishtar wrang her neck.

Aphrodite from the Greeks in all her majesty
Joined in their clawing screams and taunts and shouted symphony
The mortals ran away and stared, so many left agog
For they would be the witnesses to the catfight of the gods

The goddesses all landed out deep within the sea,
Creating giant tidal waves that struck many city.
Their soaking clothes stuck to their perfect curvatures
While Ishtar slapped Xochiquetzal like a force of nature.

As Freyja rose, Aphrodite tackled her from behind
Surprising the Nordic beauty of godly strength and mind.
The redhead fell into the sea, though it only reached her hips,
but drove a mighty elbow back that split her rival's lips.

Hathor saw opportunity as Aphrodite tumbled back
She stomped her feet down on the Greek in a ruthless breast attack.
"Who's the fairest goddess now?" the Egyptian went on to crow
"Not the one with crushed tits and face, you wicked, stupid cow!"

Aphrodite caught her leg and gave a mighty pull.
Hathor did shriek as she was dropped into a noisy fall.
Freyja moved to interfere but Ishtar got in her way
Xochiquetzal punched the rival deity, dragging Freyja into the fray.

Aphrodite did proclaim "To Poseidon with you, bitch!"
She seized Hathor by her hair and tried to drown her like a witch.
The Egyptian's roars were smothered out as she bubbled up the sea
But Hathor smashed Aphrodite's groin with her perfect godly knee.

Freyja was crushed beneath the falling Xochiquetzal
"Curse your fat ass," the redhead snarled as she recovered from the fall.
Ishtar shut her up with a slap before the Aztec deity
Grabbed Ishtar by the face and took her claws to the goddess' beauty.

Thick tears ran down the Mesopotamian’s face as she let loose a scream
A cry that woke men round the world from even the deepest dreams.
Freyja grabbed Xochiquetzal by the waist and she began to bite
the Aztec's massive chest and brought their savagery to light.

Aphrodite clutched her womanhood and was grabbed by Hathor
"There's none more worthless than one who poses as a righteous whore."
The Egyptian goddess took the winded Greek and they vanished out of sight.
They reappeared in the Saharah's stunning heat and light.

The sand clung to their dampened skin as they went on with their duel.
Aphrodite tried to crawl away still crippled by the cruel
Underhanded strike of Hathor, who grabbed her by the knee.
She threw the Greek into the Sphinx, which exploded in debris.

The giantess pursued the Greek and arrived where she did land
But screamed as Aphrodite rose and blinded her with sand.
Aphrodite cursed and punched her jaw, making Hathor fly a mile
Before she landed with a splash and crashed into the Nile.

"You arrid cunt!" Aphrodite cursed and started to give chase
But Xochiquetzal reappeared and kicked her in the face.
Ishtar and Freyja still traded blows as they chose to manifest.
They had torn each other's' silken clothes and exposed each other's' chests.

"You arrid cunt!" Aphrodite cursed and started to give chase
But Xochiquetzal reappeared and kicked her in the face.
Ishtar and Freyja still traded blows as they chose to manifest.
They had torn each other's' silken clothes and exposed each other's' chests.

Near nude, the goddesses embraced and gnashed their angry teeth.
Ishtar bit into Freyja's lip and buried her them beneath.
Freyja howled and pulled away from Ishtar's violent kiss.
She clawed the other woman's belly and beat it with her fists.

Aphrodite reached her feet while she was still seeing stars
When Xochiquetzal the Aztec goddess grabbed her by the arm.
The Aztec used her godly might to lift the Greek above.
"You'll make a pretty sacrifice to the true goddess of love."

She carried Aphrodite across the scorching land
And slammed her face into the ground, burying it in the sand.
Aphrodite's shapely ass was left thrust in the air.
Xochiquetzal would have done worse if Hathor didn't grab her hair

Hathor swung the Aztec round and round by her tight and stinging grip
Before she sent her thrown away and landed on her hip.
Xochiquetzal let out a shout but she began to fly
And dove back down at Hathor, where she punched her in the eye.

Freyja grabbed Ishtar by the crotch and lifted with her power
Before she vanished from the desert and to the Eiffel Tower.
Ishtar was thrashing high above when suddenly she feels
Freyja drop her down again, her pussy filled with steel.

Mesopotamian curses echoed through the streets.
Ears bled and people fled from the four giant feet.
Freyja mocked her rival's suffering as she paced around
And enjoyed the fact that she she had learned how an impaled goddess sounds.

Freyha ripped Ishtar off her mount and threw her on the ground
The goddess making satisfying wet and painful sounds.
The other goddesses appeared, so tangled in their brawl.
Aphrodite squeezed on Hathor's breasts, causing her to fall.

As Hathor tumbled to the earth, Xochiquetzal stepped up
And hammered Aphrodite's breasts with mighty uppercuts.
While Freyja looked upon the fight, Ishtar rose again
For each blow Freyja gave her, Ishtar delivered ten.

The viking beauty staggered back under the harsh barrage
her mighty feet did trample house, store, and garage.
"No fleeing now," Ishtar did curse and grab Freyja by the braids
And drove her knees to Freyja's breasts with the force of hand grenades.

Freyja cried and held her chest, and felt her knees give out
But Xochi grabbed a garbage truck and gave a mighty shout.
She swung it like a weapon til it exploded when it hit
Ishtar in the side of her head and spilled refuse on her tits.

Ishtar stood there frozen in burning shame and rage
She failed to see that Hathor had moved in to engage.
Her fist vanished up Ishtar's skirt and landed in her twat
While Aphrodite tore out Freyja's hair in strands and knots.

Hathor flew off into the sky as she grabbed her aching foe
Her goddess speed soon reached the hills of a land of ice and snow.
She threw Ishtar into the blizzard and cared not for those below
And left the Mesopotamian to shiver in the cold.

Aphrodite reappeared higher than men would dare
She still dragged Freyja to the fight with handfuls of her hair.
But Xochiquetzal came screaming through the night and rammed her from behind.
It left the three goddesses to hit the mountainside unkind.

The icy stone fell down the slope and punished all below
Their nipples all stood at alert while the blizzard's winds did blow.
Hathor floated down to earth ready to protect herself
But she did not see Freyja pounce on her just like a hungry wolf.

Freyja wrapped her arms around Hathor and threw her to the ground
And drove a punch into her face right as she turned around.
The Nordic deity did reach and with a boulder rose
It over her head and slammed it on the Egyptian's perfect nose.

Xochiquetzal rose from the snow and shook it from her hair.
The Aztec cursed between her teeth and steamed the frigid air.
Ishtar appeared beside her in a daze with Aphrodite near
But when the Aztec slapped Ishtar through the stone, the mountain disappeared.

The rubble pelted Freyja and her arms did shield her face
Letting Hathor to attempt to flee and salvage her disgrace.
She vanished from beneath her foe to reappear far away.
Freyja snarled and followed suit, seeking goddesses to slay.
Aphrodite rose and grappled with Xochiquetzal
They grabbed and bit and clawed until she made the Aztec fall
Xochiquetzal landed on the rough stone and made a groaning sound
But Aphrodite cared none for her and stomped her breast into the ground.
Ishtar rose in ruined robes that were falling from her skin
But still she leapt and mounted the back of the Olympian
Aphrodite screamed and thrashed at Ishtar attacked her bod
"What better sacrifice for me than a weaker, slutty god?"
Ishtar clawed across her rival's breasts and bit her on the ear
Xochiquetzal rose once again brushing snow off of her rear.
She saw the feuding deities and suddeenly was gone
The Aztec still had other goddesses for her to prey upon.
Hathor and Freyja had arrived in busy city streets.
Their feud was far too dire to acknowledge the mortal screams.
The Norse stomped around in search of her sneaky foe
But man's tall buildings gave even her ways to sneak to and fro.
Freyja at last flew in the air to better aid her eyes
But Hathor saw her and hurled a bus sailing through the skies.
The metal crashed on Freya's breast and left many shallow scrapes
The goddess was so stunned that Hathor ended her escape.
The Egyptian flew up to attack when another foe appeared
Xochiquetzal kneed her in the chin and kicked her in the rear.
Freya repaid her by grabbing Xochiquetzal by the hair.
She spun around so quickly that a tornado filled the air.
Aphrodite screamed and cried as she fought Ishtar alone.
"Olympus made you fat and weak upon your godly throne,"
Ishtar spat at her, but the Greek had caught her leg.
Aphrodite tore Ishtar off and brought her down a peg.
She sensed the other goddesses and while bloody and weak
Ishtar was thrown for miles and miles by the weary Greek.
The immortal Mesopotamian landed with a crash
Amidst the other goddess' mess the stone and glass.
Aphrodite manifested amidst the city brawl.
If she worried for the mortals, it did not show at all.
Hathor appeared behind her while drawing back her fist
and punched Aphrodite in the pussy til she was buried up to her wrist

The goddess of Greece let out a howl that blew windows apart.
She was paralyzed with pain and as well as the shame within her heart.
Freyja chose this time to release Xochiquetzal
The Aztec crashed into the Greek and smashed them both through many walls.
The winds and noise died down at last as Freyja came to a stop
The raging winds and frenzied claws had left the goddesses no tops
Their gowns and robes were torn away by their violent attacks
Exposing breasts and genitals at their lovely fronts and backs
 
As Freyja wiped sweat from her brow, and firmly squared her jaw,
Ishtar shot up and grabbed her crotch with a painful pussy claw.
The Nordic beauty howled and grabbed at the offending hand
The cries goddesses in pain did ring across the land.
While she still wailed Ishtar leaned close to her chest and bit
Until her bright and shining teeth were buried in Freyja's tit.
The viking goddess fell to the ground quivering in pain
While Ishtar mauled her body with venomous disdain.
Xochiquetzal had landed with Aphrodite below
To see the lovely Greek beneath her had been suddenly KOed.
The Aztec paid her no mind and charged back into the fray
To prove herself to be the strongest goddess on this day.

Xochiquetzal grabbed Ishtar's breasts and squeezed them from behind
While Ishtar reached behind desperately to find
Any vulnerable target on her foe while she was flailing around
Buy Freyja held her tender crotch and punched Ishtar to the ground

The Nordic beauty glared at the Aztec, readying her fists
But Hathor seized and spun her round while grabbed on her wrist
Freyja was surprised to see a power line in her grip
Which Hathor used by jabbing the sparking end into her hip

Freyja screamed and twitched around as her braids stood out on end
Hathor taunted "You look more a goddess of the dance, my friend."
When the lines gave out the Norse goddess was a stunned and smoking mess
That fell limply onto the ground with no further distress.

Xochiquetzal slapped Hathor in the face and shoved her into the side
Of an office building raining down glass and stone as they collide
Their naked breasts were mashed together as the goddesses trade blows
The Aztec kneed her in the stomach. Hathor punched her in the nose.

"You drunken slut!" Xochiquetzal did angrily declare.
"I'll smite your heathen ass," she swore as she pulled Hathor's hair.
"You shut your mouth this instant," the Egyptian goddess shrieked.
"I'll beat your tits and pussy so you join that beaten Greek."

As the goddesses were tangled close, Ishtar sprang into action.
She threw herself into them both and knocked them off their traction.
The three were sent tumbling over themselves as they balled into one
No car or building in their way could avoid being overrun.

Their bodies grabbed and clawed each other in violent melee
As Xochiquetzal, Hathor and Ishtar catballed into the sea.
Ishtar held Xochiquetzal's throat and clawed at Hathor's breast.
The Aztec kneed at Ishtar's groin and bit on Hathor's chest.

Hathor drove her fist into Ishtar's lovely rack
And pounded on Xochiquetzal's stomach with quick and strong attacks.
In all their wild thrashing, drunk on rage like wine
Neither considered that their foot would hit a power line

The towers and the cables fell into the salty sea
Sparks and water washed over them as they unleashed ungodly screams
The earth shook all around them as they goddess exclaimed
And soon the three were left unconscious, passed out from the pain.

Aphrodite and Freyja were still out cold amidst the city's rubble
Ishtar was face down in the water, emitting the random bubble.
Xochiquetzal was laid tits up and floating in the waves
While Hathor was spread eagle on the shore, lying still as the grave.

Their trail of devastation ran across the globe
Where artifacts were salvaged from their many scraps of robe
Their unconscious bodies were left behind just to fade away
To wage their great and holy war once again, some say.

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