Showing posts with label adventure. Show all posts
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Wednesday, February 14, 2018

The Thrilling Adventures of Sarah Steele

An old story from the Patreon that feels like it deserves a spot here. It feels like it takes heavily from the Zhang-Oh and Ashley's College stories. A pulp novel of a heroine who goes around punching nazis in WW2. I just put up another chapter on the Patreon as well if you like the first, and there's even some art done on there of her.
https://www.patreon.com/sandcastles/posts?tag=sarah%20steele


Sarah Steele was a model American with a model's figure. She was a tall blonde, nearly 6 feet and nearly 30 years old. Her big chest and childbearing hips implied a housewife or a bathing beauty of her era, but anyone who implied that to Sarah got a punch square in the nose. She was a soldier's daughter, which left her with her mother's good looks and her father's right hook. When some Nazi agents had tried to take her hostage at a party in 1943, she taught them just how much keister she could kick with just a cocktail dress and a pretty face. The American army was quick to toss aside their "dames in the military" policy to welcome above the talented and deadly blonde who foiled the Axis' spies and agents over and over.



Sarah was spending the day out among the troops. Not everyone knew of her secretive contributions to the warfront, so today it wasn't by shooting or punching out foreign foes. She was done up in a cocktail dress, entertaining the boys with her beautiful looks and voice like a walking motivational poster for patriotism and blonde knockouts. When she finally left the stage, Colonel Parks was there waiting for her with his thanks... and her next mission's briefing. It was business time.



The general walked her to her trailer, where Steele stepped behind a changing curtain to get out of her show clothes. The colonel's eye kept being drawn to her curvy silhouette as she wrapped a new bra around herself. "So what are the nazis up to this time, colonel?" she asked in her silky voice as she slid on her silky undergarments.



The gruff man scoffed. "And here I thought this was top secret."



"It's always the nazis," she said dismissively. "At least when you come to me it is."



"Well, you're not wrong. The krauts got themselves a new kind of tank. It's codenamed the Juggernaut Panzer, or 'Tiny,' because they want to be cute about it. Biggest thing on treads we've ever seen, and big enough to be nearly unstoppable. It's enough to hold up to a crew of fifty and it’s too heavily armored for any known artillery to take it down. The fuhrer's ready to deploy it on the Ruskies in mere hours."



The colonel tossed a folder with some blueprints and documents onto a nearby table. One naked arm lifted up one of the sheets and held it up while her outline’s other arm drew a cigar from a nearby end table and popped it into her lovely lips. The tank would have been dozens of feet high, practically a small mobile bunker rather than a tank.



"You say 'nearly.' So how do you stop it?" Sarah slid her eyepatch neatly over the glass eye she wore to some formal events such as this. It felt more natural with it on, reminding Steele of her blind spots and keeping her aware of her surroundings and weaknesses.



"Best we've figured? Drop every American bomb we've got on it, or get someone inside to pull the brakes. Assuming they can get through and take out all the guards and engineers along the way."



Lot of hands on deck,” Steele noted casually. “And a lot of hands means a lot of guns.”



Does that change anything?”



"Not really. One thing might, though: who's this?" Steele stepped back out from behind her curtain smoking her cigar and wearing stylish thick black pants, and a buttoned-up shirt that subtly challenged the tensile strength of the buttons. She pointed out a slightly chubby woman with a bob cut and thick coat ducking behind the tank in one of the recon photos.



"Martha Owens. American photographer with a tendency to go where she's not welcome. It's gotten us some good intel."



"So a spy?"



"Hardly. She's a reporter. Snoops around to cover the war. Quite a fan of your work, apparently."



Steele chuckled and tucked the photo back into her briefing folder. "She has good taste. Looks like my type. Maybe I'll find out if she tastes has as good herself."



Colonel Parks cleared his throat. Apart from her skill in close quarters combat, there was always the other thing the officers mentioned about Sarah Steele: she was as patriotic as an American flag waving in the breeze, but also about as straight as one, given her record for chasing skirts.



On that note... "There is one more thing you should know. Madam Tigerin is reported to be in command of the Juggernaut."



Steele froze for a moment, but her expression remained the same. "Thank you for saying so, Colonel. I'll keep that in mind." She promptly (even a bit too firmly) shoved some papers back into her briefing report and stood up. "I take it my plane's waiting for me?" Parks nodded. "And Jimmy's the one flying?"



"He was our first volunteer."



"Lovely." Sarah pulled on a pilot's jacket and a pair of boots. "Then let's go break the fuhrer's new toy before some of my fans get impatient and come a'knocking.”



Jimmy Forks was looney by most accounts, but knew his way around a plane, engine and all. As far as Sarah was concerned, it made him the perfect co-pilot for her trip. The Ruskies had cleared the airspace for them, so the German planes had been shot down to give them an easy way to reach the Juggernaut. Their two-man fighter plane launched from the shores and was shortly over the massive tank; a thick and clunky looking thing with multiple cannons and guns mounted around it. Were it not on land, it almost looked like a tiny battleship rather than a tank.



"You think you got this one, Sarah?!" Jimmy called from behind her. He was a scrawny guy for a military man, but every man was needed in the war efforts. In Sarah's case, the women were especially needed.



The buxom blonde freedom fighter laughed loudly, either especially or amused or because she had to if she was to be heard over the propellers. "Jimmy, you've seen me shoot down the ghost of the Red Baron. You picked me up after I sank the battleship of the treacherous Madam Long. You even saw me come out of Project Ragnarok by the skin of my teeth. What's a big ol' tank going to do to me that they can't?"



The sound of machine gun fire rang out from below as Jimmy jumped. Sarah kept her cool all the same. "Shoot at us?" Jimmy offered uncertainly.



"That's a very good point, Jimmy. You get this bird out of here." Sarah stood up and made sure her parachute was in place; it was certainly on, but she never liked how the default setting of the straps squashed her tits. They were neatly tucked underneath her bosom this way, pushing them up and out slightly. "I've got a date with an old enemy."

The one-eyed celebrity ran to the edge of the wing and leapt off, leaving Forks to take over and dodge around the gunfire. She glanced back to see his wild maneuvers shaking the gunners rather easily. Whoever they had working the anti-aircraft guns were practically amateurs. Content he was as safe as he could be over a heavily armed invincible tank, she released the camouflage gray parachute as late as she could to avoid their attention. She drifted down while drawing the heavy, old-fashioned handgun from her hip, but directed her landing so that right before she landed, she kicked one of the nazi guards across the jaw and sent him tumbling off into the snow beside the tank. She touched down on the dense metal, removing her chute and knocking on one of the port holes with the butt of her gun. Another soldier (female, she noted) poked her head out, just for Steele to shove the backpack of her parachute into her hands. "Hold this," Steele chirped before she pulled the cord to deploy the backup chute. At the speed they were going, it was enough to yank the surprised guard from the hole screaming as the wind flung her off behind the tank, crashing down a hundred yards or so back. Sarah granted herself a little giggle before dropping down inside the tank.



Inside the tank was a long metal hallway with pipes, valves, and various moving parts along the walls. Sarah scoured it briefly before determining the front of the vessel being the control room... which meant sweeping around first would be the safest bet, in her experience. Getting to the command center and blasting their leader was a blow to morale, but it also gave the enemy a nice, one-exit room for them to corner you in at full force. Better to keep that element of surprise while she could.



As far as Steele was concerned, things went pretty routinely for a while. Darting through the halls, she caught a pair of wandering guards off... well, offguard. She socked one in the jaw, which bounced his head off a pipe and even with the helmet, he dropped to the ground. The other went for his gun, but Sarah caught his reaching arm and kneed him in the groin. He doubled over with a winded grunt, letting Sarah bash the back of his head with the butt of her gun. "Sorry, boys! No autographs," she quipped.



A third soldier turned a corner, another blonde woman this time. It would have struck her as odd, but Steele knew that Madam Tigerin preferred a regiment of female guards. As the nazi raised her rifle, Steele aimed quicker and shot the weapon from her hands. The woman stared at her emptied hands for a moment before looking back at Steele, who shrugged with a playful smile. The female guard clenched her emptied hands into fists and charged at her, but Steele ran to meet her midway down the hall. Steele let the guard strike first, dodging around her punch and grabbing her by the wrist. Steele then spun the guard around to slam her chest against the wall, and while she was winded from that, the blonde American rammed her own breasts into the guard’s back to knock even more air from her, dropping her unconscious to the ground. The U.S. sure liked it when she brought some in alive; sometimes they’d talk, but mostly it made them look good in the press.



Most the tank made for a quick cleanup. A chokeout here, a skull into the walls there, a trick shot with her pistol way over there. It wasn’t even the full fifty that the briefing had implied, and there were less than a handful of casualties before she had most of the troops variously secured. She didn’t hear the gunfire outside the tank anymore, which she hoped was because they had stopped firing rather than because the damned machine was so loud about everything. She was only particularly surprised when she checked the engine room: a pair of mechanics quickly surrendered at gunpoint, but they weren’t the problem. As she cuffed them away from their controls, there came a snarl from further in the array of pipes and levers. “Don’t go back there,” the female mechanic warned, but Steele shushed her and readied her gun as she stepped further back into the room.



A few paces in and the a gurgling cry came from beside her. She whirled around and readied her gun, but the zombie’s head collided with the bars of its cage to fall short of her by several inches. Sarah frowned and gestured her gun at the gnashing, shriveled up corpse on legs. “Zombies. You nazis really are getting desperate, aren’t you? I’d say I thought better of you, but...”



We only have the one. The scientists are working on-”



A quick shot rang out as Steele blew its head off. “Correction. You only have none. I’m sure the boys back home will be glad to have a nice long slumber party with you all, but I’ve got  a few more of you sneaky goose steppers left to clean up.” She took a deep breath, knowing well that those last few would be the most difficult of all.



Sarah Steele finally approached the command deck, according to the blueprints and the German signs she could still read. She sighed and braced herself again. The best of the guards and Madam Tigerin herself would be in there. They would know if their guards hadn’t reported in on time or if someone sounded an alarm, but otherwise they might not have noticed her intrusion. It was a longshot, but it should be her last stop on the Juggernaut before she could cripple the thing. Time to drop the stealth mode and go in loud.



Sarah booted the door open and immediately leveled her gun on the first target that caught her eye. Her shot caught one of the elite female guards in the arm and sent her to the floor, but the rest of the Nazis swarmed her. They grabbed the wrist of her gun arm, but Steele gave them every fist, foot and elbow she could. She lost track of just how many were wrestling with her before they brought her down to her knees.



One of the feminazis kicked Steele in the stomach, getting a grunt out of her before a woman's firm voice cut in.



"Well well! Look what the Americans brought to us! Such a pretty little package!" Sarah Steele's good eye glared up hatefully at the figure standing at the head of the room.



The command deck was wide, with a narrow plated window in the front to permit the driver and attendees to see. An elaborate set of dials and levers sat in front of said driver, who appeared to be a simple German soldier. There was a copilot's seat, but rather than the epitomous copilot, Martha Owens, the curvy reporter Steele had seen in the photos was tied up there. The elites around the room were indeed all women; Nazi uniforms and paraphernalia on them, but bright red emblems of tigers marked them as an even dozen of the direct underlings of Madam Tigerin.



The Madam herself was a white woman with hair as red as fresh fire tied into a fireball of a bun. She was in a German commander's coat, bearing broad shoulders and a pair of medals on her big breast. Some of those that survived her claimed that they had made her chest in a nazi mad science lab just so that she could hold many more medals in the future. She wore meticulously clean uniform, dotted with small details to show her as more than a standard officer in the ranks that only other officers and Sarah herself might notice. The uniform was so so precise that the high skirt, tall black boots, and snug top were exactly as long as they needed to cover everything distracting, but nothing more.



"Guten tag, Debra," Steele replied with a low, cold tone.



Madam Tigerin scoffed jovially. "You insist so on calling me by zat name. Zat little girl is no more, and only ze Madam Tigerin remains. Why must you alvays hold such a grudge? I only laid hands on your fiancee once."



"Long enough to brainwash her into trying to take me out."



"Then you still chase her geist, Sarah Steele," the woman grinned with evil glee. "How is Penny anyway?"



"Fine," Steele replied like a teenager trying to avoid talking to her parents. Tigerin had been being a sabotage program that Sarah had cut off, but not before she had kidnapped, tortured, and brainwashed Steele's childhood sweetheart and fiancee, Penny Lincoln, and turned her into a sleeper agent. It took all of Steele's skill and training to subdue Penny without killing her, and the boys at the lab that were containing her weren't reporting much progress in deprogramming her.



"Zat bad, eh? None can escape ze spell of ze Madam, after all. It is my genius that provides zis new era of revolutionary technology that revives the glory of Germany.”



"Funny how you'd use 'revolution' to describe your tyranny," Steele shot back, rolling her eye. "Listen. You know you're found out. Just put this thing in park, put on your blinker, and I'm sure you'll find yourself in a maximum security prison rather than under a few feet of topsoil. Maybe your list of war crimes will take them so long to read that you'll be able to spend the rest of your life there before they can try you."



Madam Tigerin laughed heartily, slapping a hand on her thigh as her ladies laughed along with her (the driver focuses responsibly on the road they were steadily running over). "Such a silly American! Did your woman take your common sense when she took your eye, or are you simply zat blind? I have a dozen of my top girls here; my uberfrau! Easily more than enough to bring you before the fuhrer himself, or dispose of you however I please."



"Well... you better check your math."



With one sharp pull of her arms and twist of her body, Steele sent the two guards holding her arms flying to the floor of the command center. They landed clumsily on their backs, surprised by the sudden outburst as Steele drove a fist into each of their chests. Their breasts wobbled in their tight uniforms as they let out a quick, choking cough, the wind and fight knocked out of them. “Ten,” Steele updated quickly as she threw herself into the rest of the elites.



Steele threw another punch at another guard, the German girl blocking it and slugging Steele in the stomach in return. They weren’t the pushovers she’d mowed through in the halls. Even if they didn't measure up to Steele one-on-one, they were at least somewhere on the ruler. Another guard grabbed Steele's arms from behind, struggling to contain her so her partner could come in for another shot. Sarah swung her head back to bang her skull off her captor's nose, stunning the female guard before shoulder tossing her clumsy body into her attacker.



"Nine," Steele counted off as the two crashed into each other, spinning around to bring a boot bashing across another's face as she tried to get the jump on her. "And eight! Suddenly your numbers aren't quite adding up, Deb."
Madam Tigerin growled angrily shoving one of her nearby elites. "Get her! Shoot her now! Just make sure zat the fuhrer can recognize her corpse!"



The guard looked at her in surprise. "But, Madam, the armor. If the shot ricochets..."



"That was an order! Not a question!"



The guard leveled her rifle, but a clear shot was nearly impossible with another seven guards trying to subdue her and blocking her view.



One of the bigger Nazis present lead a charge on Sarah, barreling towards her with two girls more behind her. Even ganging up on her, Steele was aware of her surroundings and not fighting against the momentum of an ambush. She caught the arm of the big one as she tried to bearhug Steele, throwing a quick fist into her face to knock her off balance. She pulled her arm and tripped her to the ground before lunging at the other two. They both threw punches at her, Steele catching one my the fist in her palm and the other pelting her in the chest. Sarah's chest bounced within her shirt, but she took it like a Barbie doll made of concrete. She twisted the arm of the first girl to bring her to her knees, just to grab the other by the neck and slam her head into the nearest console of dials and knobs. With both properly subdued for the moment, she grabbed each in a headlock and squeezed until both of her powerful arms and big breasts had a head squashed between them.



"There goes seven and six," Steele warned. The guards gagged and struggled, but couldn't escape Steele's iron grip. The big woman got up to her knees and snarled, trying to charge Sarah again but she briefly boosted herself up, suspended for a second on her two struggling captives to land a perfect kick to the big guard's jaw and topple her to the ground. "Make that five. Man, nobody can count today," Steele laughed. "That's strange, huh?"



She suddenly released her captives, the two Nazi guards dropping to the floor limply as Sarah dodged the sudden shot from the waiting guard's rifle. The noise rang through the room, the combatants disoriented but still fighting on as the bullet pinged off the armor wall and blew some sparks out of a piece of machinery. Steele shoulder-checked one of the startled guards, tackling her into the wall behind her and clocking her out with a hook to the jaw. Another of them caught Sarah's shoulder and spun her around, slugging her in the mouth as she turned.



"Bunch of bratwurst bitches are gonna start to make my makeup run if you keep hitting me like that," Steele snapped back before taking her uniform by the collar and headbutting the guard out. "Hope these three are your good ones, Tiger!"



Steele ducked behind another console to avoid another shot for her head. It was a close call, knocking a few strands of blonde loose behind her, but this time the bullet bounced around and hit the riflewoman in the leg. The guard went down with a yelp, wincing and holding her leg as another guard loomed over Steele with a baton swinging over her head. Steele ducked past her, and with one swift motion drew off her own empty gun belt. The guard turned to swing the club again, but Steele caught it with her tightly drawn belt and bounced it back. She whirled the weaponized garment and locked it around the guard's neck before pulling down hard, forcing her to fall back into the seat behind her. Steele gave it a quick tug to tighten it around her neck and the chair, able to dust off her hands and leave the woman to gag and struggle as she was essentially leashed to the seat.



The last guard standing rushed at her, Steele's own heavy pistol raised. The gun clicked as the guard couldn't figure out the complex safety that Steele had specially made for when others inevitably borrowed her gun. "Always the drama queens, you Nazis," Steele sighed, rolling her eye and stepping forward. The remaining guard tried to pistol whip her, but Steele caught her by the wrist and kicked her in the stomach. The guard grunted and doubled up from the shot to the breadbasket, Steele plucking her gun from her hand before driving her elbow down over her head. The guard slumped to the ground Steele pulling the belt from the last guard's neck to let her fall in a similar heap. Steele pulled her belt into a loop around her waist, sloppy but in a roguish kind of way that Sarah Steele owned and ran with. She leveled her gun at the final target in the room: Madam Tigerin.



The Nazi commander glared back at her, unintimidated as click came from near her feet. Steele looked down to see the wounded guard with the rifle aiming unsteadily at Sarah. "Put down your weapon," the guard panted.



"You're still fighting," Steele noted with an impressed raise of her eyebrow. "Not many can take a shot to the leg and stay fighting."



"Drop it or I shoot," the redheaded Nazi girl warned more firmly.



"I'll dodge," Steele excused quite casually, as if being shot was not something she wanted to discuss right now. "But you come a lot closer than most." Steele rubbed a few strands of her hair in her fingers, indicating the near hit from earlier. "You're a good shot. Bet you're a good shot even with the bum leg. You need that fixed?"



The elite blinked at her quizzically. "Wilma!" Tigerin snapped at her. "Shoot her!"



"We're real keen on defectors in The States," Steele offered. "One who worked with their top scientists, can take a few shots, and still shoot like a pro? They'd be fighting over you too much to care what you've done here."



"Wilma!!" But the guard was clearly listening as Steele grinned at her, even with a light bruise here and there on her pretty face.
"You set it down, we patch you up, and we lead the psycho out here and I tell them how cooperative you were back at command.



"Wilma, I swear on the fuhrer's glory that if you do not-!"



The elite complied and tossed her rifle out of reach, holding up her hands. Good. Steele thought she was awfully cute, for a Nazi who tried to shoot at her. Steele reached her free hand off to one side, opening a hatch and sliding Wilma a first aid kit that she gratefully got to using.



"That sure looks like zero to me," Steele said, nodding at Wilma while advancing on Madam Tigerin. "Time to stop the Juggernaut and put an end to you."



Tigerin looked briefly furious, but then her glare turned into a grin. She held up her hands helplessly. "Very well. I surrender. I cannot take the famous Sarah Steele in a head on fight, and you are similarly famous for taking prisoners. I accept your offer to come quietly."



"After you make me work for it and everything," Steele scoffed. "Make your man there stop this monster of yours."



Tigerin gave a curt order and the pilot started to slow down the truck as he messed with the complex controls. "Though I would have thought you would want me to come back alive as it was," the Madam mused, eying Steele coyly. "After all, who better would know how to undo what happened to your fiancee?"



Steele actually hesitated before she stepped down to the control area. She kept the gun leveled on her nemesis while starting to untie Martha. "You alright?" she muttered.



"I'm fine," the reporter replied brightly. "They just grabbed me and tied me up rather than slow their mission. If you hadn't... watch out!"



Steele reacted like lightning, expecting the double cross and catching Madam Tigerin's incoming hand by the wrist. It fell short of hitting the American heroine, but she opened her hand and blew a coppery red dust into her face. Steele screamed sharply as it burned her eyes and nose, staggering back and rubbing at her face. It was enough to bring a normal woman to her knees, while Steele was just temporarily blinded on her feet with the irritating burn keeping her eyes shut.



She heard Madam Tigerin's booming laugh echo off the insides of the tank. "I said I couldn't beat you in a head on fight," she gloated as she strode up to Steele. The blonde put up her fists bravely, getting her back to a wall, but Tigerin simply sidestepped and nailed her in the ribs with a high kick. "So I von't come at you head on."



Steele cried out as her side ate the hit, swinging blindly back at where she'd hoped that Tigerin would be. The German officer easily dodged around the concerningly close swing, punching Steele across the cheek. "And they say zat it is the Nazis who don't know when to stop fighting," she sneered, landing another hit to Steele's chin that made her bite her lip. A bit of blood ran from it, but Steele struck out and caught Madam Tigerin by the uniform. She looked shocked at the woman's speed and fighting instincts, the blonde pulling the top of her uniform over the villainess' head. She ironically found herself blinded by her own garment as Steele send wild and vicious swings pelting into her head and chest.



The screaming scientist finally yanked back hard enough to slip out of her top, just her tight black bra left above her waist. She tried to ignore Wilma and Martha's snickering behind her, the blushing driver keeping the tank going at reduced speed to maintain the ploy from earlier. "How did you...?!" Tigerin hissed before Steele interrupted her.



"Throw all your tricks in my eyes you want. You still stink to high heaven," the blonde bluffed.



Tigerin snarled with fury and went over to the driver, shoving sharply at the controls. Despite his protests, she leaned on it as The Juggernaut made a sharp turn, sending the unexpecting Steele tumbling to the steel floor and sliding in their direction. Tigerin cut her off by stomping on the blonde's big chest, getting a sharp cry of pain from Sarah as she drove her sharp heel down against her breasts.



"Your struggles are the flopping of a fish on the dock," Tigerin growled at her. Steele grabbed at her ankle to try to lift her off, but Tigerin pulled it free and booted her across the face to put her down again. "And your cries of pain are music to my ears. A shame I couldn't record them in my lab... like your fiancee’s."



Steele let out a wordless snarl and shifted to one side, throwing her heavy boot straight up into Madam Tigerin's cunt. The feminazi let out a husky grunt in reply, hands going between her legs with a look of shock and revulsion from the pain that pulsed in her pussy. Steele raised her boot again, this time kicking Tigerin in her chest. It left a dirty bootprint across her pale breasts, but also threw her back into the controls. The tank jerked back in the other direction, the winded Tigerin sent tumbling along the floor with Steele sliding right behind her. She didn't need to see where to go if they were all sliding the same direction. The driver tried to straighten out the vehicle again to save his boss, but Martha leaned over in her bound position and kicked him in the hand whenever he got close to the controls.



The mad scientist hit the far wall with a wince, propped against it when Steele slammed into her bodily. She straddled the Nazi mad scientist and sent one fist after another into her face. The German cowered behind her hands at first, but the power behind the blonde's blows kept knocking their way past them. Seeing that she was trapped and outmatched, even against the blinded agent, Tigerin managed to shove Steele off of her and crawl away on all fours. Steele heard her fumbling and caught her by the ankle, dragging her back over and her big breasts making comical squeaking noises as she was dragged along the floor.



"You're not going anywhere," Steele said with a slightly mad grin that made even the Nazi shudder. Sarah Steele was not only a dangerous woman in her own right, but she was a direct victim of some of Madam Tigerin's experiments. She was her own evils coming back to haunt her.



With a terrified scream, Tigerin slipped out of her boot and dove for the other side of the room. Not bothering with the door, she popped open a secret compartment and slid down the escape hatch. Anything to get away from the furious Steele's wrath.



"She is gone," Wilma reported for the blinded Steele's sake.



Steele nodded with a small frown. "Yea. Sounds like her. The escape hatch, right?"



"How did...?"



"Really good memory. And I saw the blueprints before coming." She touched the nearest wall and felt her way back towards the others. Martha had managed to wriggle out of her ropes by now, and handed a loose canteen of water to Sarah to help wash out her eyes at last. "Could you ladies radio in that I need a pick up for three..." She rubbed the water from her eyes, looking right at the engineer at the wheel. He hit a few switches, stopping the tank in its tracks and holding up his hands. "Make it four. And a whole lot of knocked out and confused Nazis who are gonna be real eager to answer some questions."



"Should we go after her?" Wilma offered, nodding towards the trap door.



"What, Tiger? Nah," Steele smirked as she rubbed some blood from her nose. Looks like it would be some more coverup makeup before her next show. "The woman just drove into the middle of the Russian front and then jumped out with no shirt and one boot. She won't get far, and there's going to be a ton of troops to find her and hear her accent. Assuming she doesn't freeze her tits off first." She reached over to help Martha with the radio before going to finish patching up Wilma's self-inflicted leg wound.



The report came out great in the end. The ultimate result of the Nazi tank was a handful of men crushed or blown up before they dropped a huge stash of scrap metal off to the Russians. They were allies and all, but the colonel made sure that Steele removed a few key parts to cripple The Juggernaut where it was. Martha's report from behind German lines proved valuable and got the army to act fast on the intel. Wilma spilled her guts and after some fact checking and healing, she was welcomed in as a very capable sniper for the Allies. Madam Tigerin was, in fact, found and captured in a nearby Russian village, half frost-bitten and having to swallow her pride and go to them to avoid freezing to death.



Steele got a bit of rest while she was shipped back home. She had a little before her next show to heal and take a breather... and catch up with some people. She visited the little mental hospital in Oregon on the way home, given clearance to visit the underground facility: the experimental one dedicated to finding cures and saving victims of the Nazi super weapons. Steele was allowed into the secured room with the glass in between it, dressed up for the occasion as she sighed and braced herself.



A woman was walked in carefully by an orderly and sat in a chair on the other side of the glass. The copper-headed woman looked around wearily, her body and hospital gown showing a kind of imperfect sterility of someone who was cleaned by someone else.



"Hello, Penny," Steele said evenly into the microphone.



"Hello, Sarah," she replied. It got the blonde to smile softly, progress from 'American' like she'd used just a month ago.



"What do you remember, Penny?"



The redhead shook her head a bit dizzily. "Not much..." She had been brainwashed to attack President Roosevelt, and when Steele had stopped her, Penny had stabbed out her fiance's eye. So there were still some gaps...



"I just remember that I think I owe you an apology."



Steele smiled and slid her hand through the small hole in the bottom of the glass. Penny gave a shaky grin, but slid a weary hand through to hold it. "Close enough."

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Goblin Bodyswap 3

Tucker was getting the hang of his life in Shafton. It had been a little over a year, and he'd cycled through birthing a few kids at this point. The girls went to members of the village, and while he didn't pry terribly about the little ones, he was glad to see they were treated with love and care. The boys she had no problem trading off to the other goblins by night for whatever they had, unless someone in town actually wanted one of them. The elves at the potion shop cared for their girl dearly, but some were starting to see them as almost a novelty, like puppies.

His adventuring career was steady as well. The town was far out enough from the main kingdoms that they were always needing some new area cleared out or cleaned up. He had to pull the occasional manual labor, but generally his curvy goblin figure was slaying monsters or going out by the swamps to gather herbs where no one would risk going near the slimes that lived there. It all wasn't really as "sexy" as Tucker might have hoped going into it, but still very satisfying. He thought of it as grinding; gathering up his XP for when he was able to move on later without resorting to the occasional mass murder you heard about when people were too impatient and power hungry.

The chance for change came up while he was looking over the bounty board one day. "There she is. Hey! Tucker!"

When he looked up, Tucker saw the voice belonging to a stocky dwarven woman and a tall half-orc. The dwarf smiled and waved at him, even if her arm didn't reach as high as the half-orc's chin. Tucker waved back a bit uncertainly.

"We were looking for you! You are Tucker, right?" the woman asked as she trotted over. She wore a heavy gray robe that covered a lot of her body, just short enough that she could use her hands and didn't have to lift her skirts when she ran. She had a broad build, partly from being a dwarf but having seen those around the village, she had both more fat and muscle on her than usual. She had a sweet and motherly face framed by a stiff jaw and strong cheek bones. Her hair was short, red and straight in a sort of look that Tucker associated with the sporty tomboys from back in elementary school. Some ornate but simple wooden beads were slung around her neck and a metal-banded wooden mace hung from a loop at her hip.

"Yea, that's me," he said, adjusting his pack awkwardly and turning to them. He hadn't seen much of real adventurers out here, and they looked the part. Especially the orc.

He had a pretty standard look for a barbarian: big, brawny, shirtless, but with lots of leather belts on them and armor lining his leggings. The main idea was the belts would stop or hinder a lot of the melee weapons, and if the arrows didn't take out their legs then they could keep charging and fighting until they were healed up later. His skin was a vaguely foreign shade of brown, and his hair was a strange mix of black and blonde; either a sloppy dye job or a clear sign of his mixed heritage. A broad shield was on his back, along with a long hammer that was meant for two hands but he could easily wield with one meat-hunk of a hand. His face wasn't what you'd usually call handsome, packing teeth too big and thick for his lips, flared out nostrils, and short but angular ears, but Tucker had seen uglier back in the goblin village.

"Do you know who won the last Survivor?" the barbarian asked in a low avalanche of a voice. Possibly the last thing he expected to come out of him.

The dwarf laughed and gestured between them. "I tell Hun about the TV shows I used to watch in Universe B. He's kind of an otaku for that stuff now. But that wasn't what we wanted to ask..."

"Yes it is," Hun added curtly, looking entirely serious. They hadn't quite mastered electricity in Dimension A, but Tucker had heard about wizards putting shows onto viewing crystals, and some bards and playwrights who struck deals with networks and streaming companies to retell the stories. Apparently bootleg crystal balls full of seasons of Twin Peaks and Pixar movies were a fairly overlooked problem.

"Okay, it's the second thing we wanted to ask. I'm Dura Stormfire, cleric of the moon goddess Sharae. I was wondering if you wanted to help us take out some bandits."

Now they were talking! Dura went on to explain that she was in a similar state, an "immigrant" to the dimension who had taken up the adventuring lifestyle. She had been saving for some time, and she had been converted to Sharaism so that they fronted the money for part of the transfer to help one of her followers. More immediately, there was a bandit camp about a day's travel up the road, and they had heard about Tucker's reputation from the locals. They weren't thinking an especially long-term thing, but it would be good to have another contact like him around the area (it was funny to see a dwarf check her pronouns, but Tucker had gone with "she" the whole while anyway).

"Sure. Count me in. I can scout, take a few out, then count on you guys for backup."

"I like it!" Dura said with a smile, clapping her thick hands. "We can head out tomorrow morning and split the cash three-ways."

Hun gave a nod. "Sounds good. So who won Survivor?"

"I dunno, big guy," Tucker admitted with a shrug. "But that David Bowie-looking guy won American Idol."

Hun nodded again. "I knew it..."



The trio set out, and Tucker was glad to learn that Hun had rented out a horse and carriage. On top of being impractical in the woods, cars and gas were dimensional imports and some top luxury items. The lack of roads made them pretty unnecessary as well, apart from speeding through large valleys or trade routes. The going was still quicker than Tucker was used to, and he found himself grabbing onto the edge of the cart every time they hit any  sizeable bump.

He still learned some about the others. Dura had been a female office worker and one of the first "otherworldly converts" to the temple of Sharae. She had gone through some relationship troubles and found the preachings online that got her through those hard times. The deity was a vague and comforting figure that supposedly checked on us every night, by what he'd gathered about the world between Dura's talk and his research before starting his new life.

Hun wasn't as open, but less out of secrecy than because he had a less eventful life. He was born to a female human during times of war, and his brute force proved useful when things got ugly in his hometown. He was blunt, but much like tucker, he wasn't the idiot he appeared to be. He was their driver because he had a real affinity with animals and was their best navigator between tracking and reading a map.

Tucker had only given the basics of his story when Hun called the group to a halt. They were getting near the bandit's camp, and they were moving in on foot from there. He hid the cart, packed up their supplies to bring with them, and hid the horses in an abandoned cave with food and water in case they took longer than they planned before they set out. Tucker would scout a short way ahead of Hun as the half-orc read his map and pieced together where they might be likely to appear.

They reached the point where Hun and Dura had expected them to be camped out, but apart from some old tracks, they didn't see anything. While they were discussing possibilities, Tucker scrambled up a tree as their quickest and quietest. By now he'd learned to wear his bandana around his neck while he was sneaking; it didn't cover up his cleavage too much, but it deflected the various twigs and debris that tended to get stuck in there when he didn't. From there, he could see the smoke coming from the sunken valley where the highwaymen were hiding out.

They quickly worked out their plan of attack and staked out until nightfall. Hun would be on watch, ready to barge in like the human truck that he was as soon as the bandits seemed to get wise to them. Tucker would slip in quietly and take out as many of them as he could while Dura summoned some magical fog to give him cover. He didn't want to be too cocky about it, but he'd taken out targets with less cover than that. He might just take out the camp by himself if he was careful and lucky.

The outsiders were easy. The thieves were mostly humans, so Tucker's beady eyes could see better in this "weather" and nothing but foggy moonlight. They had one drow and one orc, so he took them out first. Sliced the dark elf's hamstring and then throat, and pounced on the orc from a plank of a lookout post to knife him in the eye. He cleaned up their patrols, the loose bandits simple enough to assassinate when he picked up their patterns (especially when he had something to climb up on).

Then he moved to the tents. They were pretty large things, not enough to match their numbers by his guess since they wouldn't often be sleeping all at once (some on guard, some out banditing). Some he could slip in and kill in their sleep or while their backs were turned. When they were looking up or aware of him, a quick throwing knife in the chest or throat put them out shut them up enough for him to hurry in to stab or punch them the rest of the way. He didn't have the hardest punch, but the buckler put some impressive weight behind it.

It was luck that got him when Tucker ducked into a tent exactly when the guy was leaving it. It knocked his squat goblin body onto his curvy butt, and the random guy staggering a step or two. His eyes widened as he shouted a simple "HEYYYY!" to the others. "Intruder!" Tucker dove into the tent as the guy grabbed his sword. The guy seemed to know one end from the other, but his stance and grip wasn't the practiced and practical means that Tucker knew.

Even with his shorter reach, Tucker lashed out with his sword for the guy's fingers. He recoiled in time to save them, but it left his own blade easy for Tucker to hook his inside his defenses and flick it out of his hand. While he was busy with his impressive disarm, the bandit applied a mix of brawling and panic and kicked Tucker right in his soft little stomach. He let out a quick wheeze, faintly hearing but barely noting the sounds of shouts and struggles outside.

His own target ran into the tent, Tucker lunging after him despite his sloppy stance after the wind was knocked out of him. The guy grabbed for a pack in the corner of his room, Tucker grabbing for his belt but cursing in goblish when he realized that he had run out of throwing knives or else he'd have cut him off quickly.

Tucker's eyes widened when he saw the guy pull out a pistol; a simple black handgun you'd get in any corner gun shop or dark enough alley. They weren't illegal, but they were carefully tracked in Dimension A, and at the price of bullets they weren't especially popular when you had to put in an order from another dimension just to reload.

The outlaw aimed it at Tucker and fired, but Tucker's luck had turned around again. The guy didn't especially know what he was doing with it, and Tucker was a small, moving target. The bullet tore through the tent flap instead as Tucker charged him like (or rather, because) his life depended on it. Tucker took a stab at the gun hand, hoping to disarm that as well. He missed the firearm but slashed his hand, loosening his grip and ruining any aim as another shot went out of the tent again. The bandit reacted quickly to punch Tucker across the face, and the fist nearly as big as his head absolutely hurt. His stubby nose started to bleed rotten tomato red and his relatively light body was thrown off of the bandit. Tucker landed on his back as the bloody hand grabbed him around the neck and squeezed, giving a short wheeze before his instincts took over.

Tucker dug his short but sharp and solid teeth into the human's hand, clamping hard until blood ran from his lips as well. The guard howled and recoiled, ripping more gashed in his arm from Tucker's teeth. He quickly spit out the blood and dove for the gun, raising it and aiming like they had covered briefly in his survival training (both eyes open, both hands on the gun, brace your legs... or ass in this case...) and fired as much and as quickly as he could. The man was quickly blown away by the faster and more accurate shots, the gun finally clicking to a halt as Tucker heavily caught his breath.

He tossed away the empty gun and looked up as the tent flew open, Dura poking her head in. "There you are!" she gasped. "Are you okay?"

Tucker snorted, thumbed his nose, and spat out more blood. "It's mostly his. I'm okay."

Dura sighed and shook her head with a slight smile. "I'll patch you up later. Hun's cleaning up the last of them."

Tucker had always heard how berserkers went into frothing frenzies, some even vomiting blood or popping veins while they fought. As he watched him work, Hun wasn't any of those things when he was caught up in a fight. He just looked insanely alert, more of a Jackie Chan than a rampaging Schwarzenegger (he'd have to spend several minutes explaining what that meant to Hun later). He wasn't outraged or wild so much as he was in his element. His eyes were wide and ears were actually tensed and raised, constantly whirling and swinging a fist or an axe at something in this elaborate pattern of momentum like it was an art in itself.

He only really stopped when the last one, an even bigger bandit than Hun, stepped out from behind a tent and smashed him in the back of the head with what looked like a very small tree. Hun plopped right down, out cold as Dura stepped forward. "Sleep!" she commanded loudly, and the half-ogre slammed to the ground with a small earthquake and a loud snore. Tucker was able to put his sword through the back of his neck in a quick, easy coup de gras.

They lugged Hun into an empty tent where Dura put a quick healing spell on him. It would take a little while to work, especially with a vague injury like a concussion, but since it was after nightfall the moon goddess' powers would work especially quickly.

"You sure you're alright?" Dura asked. The two of them had taken their own tent to give Hun room to breathe and Dura room to work. She was stroking Tucker's face, as if smoothing the skin where he'd been wounded and slowly closing up his bloodied nose and bruised cheek.

"It's alright. I had some worse in the old tribe. Some of them got in drunk when my guard was asleep. 'Course, they usually killed them for hurting a breeder." The light touch of Dura's thick hands made his skin itch. He thought it was the magic at first, but even when she held his hand or moved his hips for a better angle he felt the same way. It was... strange for him to be treated gently. Ever since he'd entered the goblin body, it was either beatings, rape (giving or taking) or at best, some rough love.

"Poor thing," Dura mused as she met his eyes. "Haven't had a soft touch in your whole life here, have you?"

Tucker smiled weakly. "Didn't come here expecting one. At least it helped me get tough real quick."

"It doesn't all have to be tough, Tucker." Dura took his hand in hers, squeezing it firmly.

"It doesn't all have to be tough, Tucker." Dura took his hand in hers, squeezing it firmly. Tucker's cheeks turned a paler shade and Dura smiled as she looked into his beady eyes.

"Yea, well... most people aren't big on goblins," he muttered.

"I think we both know that we're not what we are on the outside." She cupped Tucker's face and kissed him, leaning her short body into his even smaller frame. Apparently Sharae was one of those "free love" goddesses, because when Dura removed her robe there was black and form-fitting underwear wrapped around her stocky frame (which was quickly lost as well). It was a strange but welcomed experience to be treated so tenderly, even if it was for the sake of fun to pass the time. Dura seemed to know what she was doing, her thick fingers making minor adjustments for Tucker's curvy little body and small but well-used entrance. She took her time, fingering and stroking him so slowly it made his skin crawl. He was used to being fucked and beaten, but not being loved and caressed.

The strangest part to him was the kissing. It had been over a year since he'd kissed anyone at all, and her pillowy lips and warm tongue made him squirm on contact with them. His body wasn't really repulsed, but it was unfamiliar enough that his instincts weren't sure what was happening. Tucker made himself hold onto Dura's arm to keep from breaking away, the comforting dwarf holding him steady as she continued to work over his plump and sensitive body. He relaxed a bit more when Dura unbuckled his breastplate and softly kissed at his dark green nipples. His body reacted positively to that and calmed down, likely reminding him of feeding one of his pups. He was gurgling and moaning as she followed up on the effective approach, fingering him while gently suckling milk out of his oversized breasts.

"Thank you..." Tucker mused distantly, his mind a bit detached from his body with all the alien arousal. Anything he'd experienced before he'd had to take from his partner, never given.

"Don't thank me just yet," Dura smiled up at him before proceeding to slide her braided head between his thighs. Tucker briefly remembered some vaguely bawdy comment from some patrons at his inn about dwarf tongues, and he didn't quite understand why until she was inside of him. Dura's licking was both more pleasurable, slower, and bigger than any amount of goblin dick he had ever received. Tucker immediately released a shuddering moan as she practically filled up his stretching loins, making his hips lift off the ground. He felt mentally paralyzed, but his body reacted for him as his breathing picked up its pace and he ground slowly against her tongue, almost unwilling to move that much in case he disturbed whatever magic she was working on his body. Dura squeezed and teased his leaky breasts, thumbing and slowly squeezing his chest until his narrow goblin clitoris was pulsing against the cleric's tongue.

Tucker saw spots as he released an intense orgasm over her mouth, his thick and slimey cum squirting over her. The sexual saint she was, Dura never even seemed to flinch from it. She just smiled and licked her lips as she lifted her head. "That better?"

"Yea!" Tucker squeaked. "Lots."

"I thought it was pretty good." Dura looked up quickly as her braids whipped behind her head, resting across her broad naked back as she glared at Hun. He was leaning into the tent flap, casually eating a hunk of bread.

"Hun!" Dura barked, throwing one of her boots at him that he didn't bother to dodge. Tucker was still a bit too overwhelmed to react anywhere near so strongly. Even then, Dura didn't seem to be especially angry so much as shocked. "You fucking animal! How long have you been there!?"

Hun shrugged. “Little while. They have food.” He nodded off to where he'd lugged the loot they'd salvaged from the camp. "You wanna sort through it while I get the horses?"

Dura sighed and pulled her robe around her shoulders, even if it didn't completely cover her soft belly and heavy tits. "Go ahead, Hun. We got this."

"Yea you do." Hun gave her the finger guns, something that Tucker assumed he had picked up from Dura, and he strode back out towards the woods.

Dura shook her head and tugged her robes on before starting to squeeze back into her night-black panties. "Sorry about that. He can be such a dork sometimes."

"No way. Thanks," Tucker muttered, finally finding the energy to sit up and fit back into some of his clothes. "I just wish I could make it up to you."

"You more than pulled your weight tonight," Dura assured him with a warm pat on the head, ruffling his scrappy hair. "You can catch me next time we need to kill time on duty."

"Next time?"

"Well, sure. You did most of the work for us. We were thinking of setting roots here in Shafton while we looked for more jobs, so I definitely want to keep you on call. If you're not too busy, anyway."

Tucker fixed his armor to just the right amount of cleavage and protection as he looked over at the pile of loot. Sure, a lot of it would be returned to the nearest guards to try to give it back to their owners, but they'd get a hefty cut of it. More than he got for shanking boars in the woods, that's for sure. "Yea... yea, I'm totally onboard. The work's a little harder, but the benefits can't be beat."

"Well, it doesn't all have to be tough," Dura winked at him.