Saturday, June 3, 2017

Game of Thrones: Sansa vs Lysa

another piece of the Game of Thrones commission series going on between me and a few other writers. Sansa gets pulled into more political conflicts and conflicted struggles as she's attacked by her own aunt.

Sansa had been forced to retreat to the Eyrie, the old castle in her aunt’s name. It was all she could do, or so Petyr had said when they fled her own kingdom. The accusations, however false, would have landed her on a chopping block. So here she was, putting up with Aunt Lysa. She was kind to her… sometimes. The woman was about as stable as a weather vane, with moods that came and went quicker than you could notice. It was startling, to say the least, but something Sansa could bear with for now. She had no other choice besides a rather quick and unfair execution.

The place was high up in the mountains, the beautiful castle providing a view to match. The towers rose above the clouds from its perch above the rest of the world, overlooking its domain and beyond. The grounds had contained the beautiful Godswoods and the waterfall called Alyssa’s Tears that cast out a fine mist and plunged into the bottomless depths below. The castle had plenty to be seen, but Sansa couldn’t help but be aware she was being watched by her aunt.

As the one woman who knew the truth, Aunt Lysa was not much of a comforting presence. The older woman was sweet around her at first. She seemed nostalgic about her sister (Sansa's mother), and especially so about Petyr. The longer she stayed, though, she found the woman to be mad and unstable. Her moods switched erratically and quickly, often dangerously. There were moods that had triggered Lysa to spit groundless accusations about her and Petyr, even pulling sharply on Sansa's wrist or even her hair. She seemed trustworthy as far as providing a hiding place and Sansa was able to keep up a polite demeanor about the incidents, but it was her own personal safety that was in question now.

One night, she went sightseeing around the castle. The vast place had so much to see and admire, and she was comfortable with taking walks around the grounds. The Moondoor was the current subject of her admiration. It was a great, well-like hole through the ground in a part of the castle, acting as a sort of vertical window to the incredibly deep and beautiful view below the cliffs. The lovely view also provided an unbelievably long drop, so Sansa was up on the nearby stairs, standing on the dais and looking over the stone railing. The door is also used as a clean way to execute prisoners, but that is something Sansa preferred to not think about at the moment

"There you are, Sansa."

Sansa turned and saw Lysa approaching, alone in the entrance to the open chamber, smiling warmly. Sansa knew as well as anyone by now that a smile didn't necessarily mean friendly, but she returned the gesture anyway. The fact that her aunt used her real name instead of her alias assured her that she was alone. Lysa wouldn't want to bring down anyone's wrath on her castle, and more importantly, she wouldn't want to upset Petyr. There was no missing her infatuation with the man, and Petyr knew how to play her like a fiddle to get what he wanted.

"Hello there, Aunt Lysa," Sansa replied, accompanied by her pleasant but non-committal smile. Lysa stepped up to the railing beside her.

"Quite the view isn't it? It still gives me chills after all these years." Sansa nodded, eyes subtly darting between the older woman and the view down the massive pit ahead of them. Lysa went on with a bemused smile that somehow did little to put Sansa at ease. "Makes you sort of... step back and see how small everything really is."

Sansa sighed and leaned on the short stone wall. "I don't know about that. Things seem awfully 'big' right now."

Lysa chuckled and stroked her fingers down Sansa's hair. Sansa tried to blame the goosebumps on the cold of the mountain air coming up through the hole. The woman was thinner than she was. Paler too, and her hair a far more subdued shade of red than her niece. She had larger breasts that pushed out at her fine but simple dress. "Oh, you pretty little thing. You see things so simply, and in such a small picture." Lysa gestured at the Moon Door. "Look at the world below. Even as highborns, they barely know of our names. We're two of dozens of royals in the kingdoms." There was a moment of quiet that made Sansa shift her weight uncomfortably. She had grown rather comfortable here in the castle, but not with Aunt Lysa. The unstable woman kept her on edge, no matter how she wanted to go back to trusting everyone and believing that the sweeter songs and fables held some truth to them. She had been to dark places where those songs didn’t reach. They certainly would not protect her. "Why if one of us were to disappear, who would truly notice? Petyr, of course, but he would get over things quickly. He always does..."

It was Sansa's tension that saved her, as Lysa snapped and turned on her. She grabbed Sansa by her dress and hair, wrenching on both and trying to hurl her over the railing. The sudden and savage strength would have thrown Sansa right out of the Moon Door if her braced legs and one of her arms hadn't caught onto the railing.

"Stupid whore!" Lysa hissed through her teeth. "You won't take him from me! Not again!"

Sansa kept herself braced against the railing, knowing her life depended on it, but she looked back in wide-eyed alarm at her aunt. "What are you talking about!? Auntie, I've never-"

"Don't you 'auntie' me, you filthy little liar!" she snarled, pulling back on Sansa as if changing her mind. Instead she shoved her forward again, slamming her chest and stomach into the smooth, hard stone. Sansa grunted hard, but still held onto the railing with all her might. She had known Lysa wasn’t exactly stable, but she was blindsided by this outright attack. She had gotten comfortable here at Eyrie, to a point where living in a majestic castle like an actual princess for once. She wasn’t the cold and heartless woman she’d had briefly become; the person that Joffrey had forced her to turn into to survive.

While she struggled with that, she was simultaneously struggling to keep herself from going over the ledge. Lysa seemed to finally grasp through her frenzied brain that she wasn’t getting far with that approach, so she pulled sharply on Sansa’s red locks and threw her to the floor of their raised platform. “Thieving little whore,” Lysa hissed venomously, spitting on the stunned niece. “No one will miss you.”

Sansa was still too overwhelmed in disbelief when her aunt struck again. Lysa kicked her niece in the stomach, too caught up in her self-righteous fury to bother with anything beyond inflicting pain and spewing insults at her. "You think he wouldn't throw you away? Just because you are a beautiful toy to him like your mother?"

Sansa's aunt grabbed her by the skirt of her dress and threw it aside, baring Sansa's bare legs and thighs. Sansa gave a few frantic kicks at Lysa while trying to push her away, but the disturbed woman dragged her nails down the inside of her niece's legs. Sansa gave a sharp gasp from pain, but her noises only intensified when Lysa pushed past her legs to reach her real goal. Her rage lent her strength and ferocity enough to pin Sansa down and squeeze her talons around Sansa's privates.

"This is all he wants from you," Lysa snarled, climbing over Sansa's thrashing legs and sitting herself on her younger victim's body. With Lysa's clawing and grabbing and Sansa's flailing, she could feel her dress tearing amidst the struggle. "This is why he protects you like his pet whore! He came back to ME!"
"No! You're wrong! Stop!" Sansa wailed, even though she was far too distracted right now to deeply consider her relationship with Petyr. She justed wanted to escape. She just wanted to be somewhere that didn't house someone trying to kill or torture her. A small part of her wondered if there were no such place, but it was steadily getting louder.

The wide-eyed lunatic that was her aunt straddled her stomach and latched a hand around Sansa's throat. The younger of the brawling nobles gagged out of instinct when she felt the pressure on her neck. She threw a sharp slap across Lysa's face. It was meant to snap her out of her violent outburst than to truly hurt her, but at least she was starting to fight back. Lysa only seemed to grow more angry and insulted as she squeezed tighter.

"Auntie... please... don't..." Sansa sputtered faintly, eyes wide and watering in her confusion and fear.

"Don't you grovel at me after what you've done," Lysa hissed, eyes so full of hate that Sansa thought she could  hardly believe this was a relative anymore. She knew this wasn't something that a loved one would do to someone. This wasn't what family should do. This was what people like Joffrey did to her...

That distinct memory of her near-death experience made something inside Sansa snap. She needed no goading opponent to guide her to the breaking point this time as she grabbed Lysa's wrist, pulling her aunt's arm away from her throat. Sansa wasn't able to fully overpower the madwoman; not with herself already clawed and beaten and Lysa still out for blood as she was. With a bit of extra force applied, she was at least able to stop her strangling. Lysa grabbed Sansa by the hair, lifting and slamming it down to bang her head against the stone with her crude but effective attack. Her head spun and a quick surge of nausea ran through the younger royal’s body.

With Sansa wincing in pain, Lysa pulled up on the hair and tried to rise. She started to move towards the railing once again, but didn't get far. Sansa tried to pull away once more, but when her aunt's grip proved too strong to break free, she grabbed the older woman around the waist. It halted her in her tracks, but Sansa wrestled her away from the railing and pulled her the other direction: right down the stairs.

Their instincts reigned for a split second, making their feet tangle briefly in a frantic dance for balance. Gravity won their struggle and both women went tumbling down the rocky steps. The open chamber filled with their grunts, shrieks and howls as they bounced and thumped their way down, clinging to each other relentlessly. Every few steps, Sansa would manage to land on top of her aunt, bringing the full force of that step on her only to get the same treatment a second later.

They finally spilled onto the lowest level of the room, both of them bruised and winded. Sansa rubbed her neck and hair, wincing as she slowly got to her knees. Lysa appeared to have taken the fall worse than she did, holding her ribs and belly region as she shambled back to her feet. Sansa was recovering slower from the fall, but she also had less to recover from. Sansa finally got to her feet, Lysa doing the same a moment after.

"You need to stop this, Lysa." Sansa spoke with authority now. It was a stern warning, not the pleading of a frightened girl. She didn't want this. She didn't want the kill or be killed world she kept having thrust upon her. But there it was, staring back at her in the form of her psychotic aunt.

"Petyr is mine," Lysa seethed back at her. "And so long as he sees HER in you, you're going to tempt him away from me." A sour grimace went across Lysa’s face, and Sansa thought she saw some kind of twisted delight tinged into the corners of her mouth. Perhaps Lysa’s madness made her see this as unleashing all her envy she had for her sister on herself. "You're going to die. And they will never find you."

Sansa drew a deep breath between her teeth. If her aunt was this far gone, there was no turning back now. “Far be it from me to prove a crazy old woman wrong...” Sansa replied. While she never smiled, it was something of a relief to get the insult off her chest after all this time being so courteous.

Lysa reacted with predictable rage and lashed out at her. Sansa was still sore from the ambushing attack, but Lysa was acting out of her delusional vengeance rather than practicality and logic. If the woman were thinking straight, she’d have sent some guard or assassin rather than doing it personally. So when Lysa went clawing at Sansa’s face, her niece grabbed her wrist and pulled it aside. She couldn’t entirely avoid the vicious swing, making it tear at the top of Sansa’s breast instead. It left a shallow scratch but mainly tore at the younger woman’s dress, ripping the fabric with her pulling fingers and baring one of Sansa’s tits to the cold open air. Her nipple was already hard from being in the drafty room and landing on the cold stone, and when Lysa’s attention turned to it, Sansa belted her across the chin with an unpracticed but effective punch.

Her aunt stumbled from the blow and caught her arm on one of the railings directly beside the Moondoor. She rubbed an arm across her jaw and a moment of hesitation appeared in her eyes. Sansa stood ready for her to attack again, but didn't press her attack just yet. Lysa let out a loud snarl and threw herself at her niece, grabbing her by the arms and tearing into her. She dragged her nails down the sides of Sansa's arms and flailed to tear at her breast and legs as they tumbled to the ground. Sansa didn't waste her time with the superficial scratches, throwing another punch across Lysa's face and then another higher at her temple. The disoriented woman stumbled off of her as Sansa took her aunt by the hair, lifting her head up briefly before slamming it down into her rising knee. Lysa let out a labored grunt, clutching her aching face with one hand before her other lashed out for Sansa's throat. The younger woman was ready for it as she shoved it aside, but Lysa drew her hand back with a savage slash of her nails that raked her shoulder just short of her neck. It drew blood, but Lysa looked at her with a mix of concern and renewed fury when she saw Sansa barely even flinch. She scraped it in the other direction, scratching over Sansa’s breast with a similarly lacking response.

"What is wrong with you?" Lysa demanded. She grabbed onto Sansa's naked breast and squeezed, gouging her nails into the soft flesh and only then did Sansa's face seem to furrow in concentration. She still didn't reward the lunatic with a scream of pain, but her flinching allowed Lysa to grab and tear at Sansa’s hair as well.

"I've had far worse done to me," Sansa replied coldly before she drove her knee up into Lysa's crotch. The woman's bloodthirsty expression turned to utter surprise as a sharp groan escaped her lips. She withdrew her painful claws from Sansa to clutch her aching crotch, face twisted with mixing rage and agony.

"You whore," Lysa groaned as she held her groin. "You filthy little cunt mistress." Sansa ignored her angry insults, simply hitting Lysa with a swift punch to the throat. The older woman gagged and recoiled as Sansa tried to grab her to hold her in striking range, but she only managed to catch her dress. The fine but relatively fragile fabric tore away from her upper body, baring her bigger, milky-white breasts as she struggled to breath and regain her footing by leaning on the railing to the stairs.

"I am NOT taking him from you," Sansa snapped, storming after her aunt and making no efforts to cover what her increasingly tattered dress failed to protect. "Just like I will not have you taking anything from me."

"Liar!" Lysa blurted. When Sansa drew close, Lysa threw a kick into her niece's stomach. Sansa at least flinched from that one, encouraging Lysa to throw a punch that bruised the younger woman's cheek. Sansa took the blow head on to power through it to hit her aunt back twice as hard. Lysa reacted far more intensely from the blow as she fell to one knee. Sansa was quick to take Lysa by the hair and knee her in the chest, crushing her bigger breasts against her ribs. Lysa shook violently with each hammering impact, causing a wet grunt escaping her lips. Her adrenaline and psychotic fury was starting to burn out, and she couldn't shrug off the pain as easily as the not cold but no-less determined Sansa. The tips of her breasts started to feel cool, her hardened nipples leaking over her and moistening the front of her dress.

Fearing she was losing what early edge she had, Lysa swiftly reached under the remains of Sansa's skirt and raked her claws over her niece's twat. Sansa gave more of an angry growl than a pained scream than Lysa would have preferred, but at least it was something. Her rage still fueling her fires, Lysa pushed and lifted her niece with her digging claws to slam her clumsily into the stone floor. She removed the attacking fingers from Sansa’s privates to bury them into her hair instead. The younger noble could smell the aroma of her own loins brush past her face before Lysa lifted her head and bashed it into the hard floor. Sansa’s determined scowl broke as her brains were rattled by the jarring blow. Seeing its success, Lysa straddled her niece’s stomach. Her legs spread over her niece’s midsection and she shook Sansa’s head with both hands. The vigorous banging of her head not only kept Sansa stunned, but jiggled Lysa’s breasts until her teats started leaking from the motion.

Lysa didn't bother with words as allowed herself to become consumed up by her delusional fury. She bore her teeth in a furious smile, only for it to be interrupted by a sudden fist launched into her eye. With Lysa's hands tangled in Sansa's hair, she had no means of stopping the startling counter attack. Her aunt gave a startled cry and fell back clutching her face. Sansa shook her head, Lysa's attack leaving her more dizzy than truly injured.

Despite her dazed state, Sansa forced herself to stand rather than risk being pulled off the dooming heights. Lysa turned to her angrily, hissing out some syllable of a threat or curse, but Sansa didn't bother to listen. She kicked her aunt in the mouth instead, dropping her back to the floor with another thump of flesh on stone. Sansa strode purposefully after her mad aunt, Lysa scrambling to pull herself back up to her knees. Sansa was ready to cut her off if she tried to flee, but while she looked as if her blind rage had faded some, Lysa charged at her niece as soon as she had her footing. It helped to justify the thoughts going through Sansa's head, not that she needed them especially justified in the first place.

Lysa grabbed her by the hair as she moved in with a quick and desperate lunge. They tumbled towards the Moondoor, but Sansa planted her feet before they reached the deadly opening. She struggled with the mad woman's wrists a moment before Sansa simply turned her head and buried her teeth into her arm. Lysa screamed but didn't relent, so Sansa kept biting into her aunt's forearm until she tasted blood and felt it run past her lips.

The older woman let go, allowing Sansa to throw a punch into her chest. Lysa gasped and fell back, seeming like she was bleeding for a moment before Sansa recognized it as the flow of milk from her mature bosom.

Both women looked at the stream of white in surprise, but Lysa was clearly far more used to it than Sansa was. She lunged once more, tearing at Sansa's skirts as she powered her towards the dooming hole once again. Sansa managed to brace herself once again, but Lysa reached under her dress and squeezed her niece's pussy.

"Damn your thieving cunt," Lysa hissed, though a twinge of miserable sorrow mixed in with her fury. Sansa gave a short gasp from the intimate pain, but she swung her fist into the side of her relative's skull. Lysa stumbled and fell to the cold ground, feeling the draft from the Moondoor blow at her hair. Sansa came after her while Lysa grasped the railing with one hand, kicking at her approaching niece wildly. The clumsy blows were easily ignored or evaded, but she managed to focus just long enough to throw a single sharp kick into the side of Sansa's knee. While it drew no cry of pain from her niece, her resistance to pain did nothing for her body's sense of balance. The knee bent with the kick and made Sansa tumble suddenly but harmlessly to the ground.

Lysa grabbed onto Sansa's torn dress and pulled hard. Sansa was still getting her bearings for a moment, so at first she thought that Lysa was trying to save herself from falling. Whether it was her intention or not, she was only pulling Sansa closer to the Moondoor as if her sense of self-preservation had been forgotten as soon as she’d entered the fight. Sansa’s, however, most certainly had not. She planted a foot against the railing and pushed away, the dress tearing loudly but leaving Lysa with nothing but a handful of useless fabric. Lysa looked at it in surprise, only for her startled expression to be slammed by a kick to the nose from Sansa. Lysa dizzily tried to rise, but Sansa climbed onto and sat on her stomach. She threw several punches into Lysa's face, pounding her weathered face side to side. Blood trickled from her aunt's nose and lips as she tried to cower behind her raised hands. When she seemed beaten near submission, Sansa grabbed her by what remained of the upper half of her dress. She used it to drag Lysa the last of the distance to the gap in the Moondor's railing, holding onto her aunt with her back to it.

Now Lysa looked properly afraid, the monstrous rage vanishing slowly from her expression. "Sansa... dear, please. Don't do this. You don't know what you're doing!"

"And you do?!" Sansa snapped at her. Her expression was stern and harsh, but not visibly angry in a conventional sense. Her heart pounded but her mind and eyes remained clear and purposeful. "You tried to murder me! Over NOTHING!"

"I... I didn't know what I was doing! I was just so... you're so young and beautiful, and all the time you spent with him..." she stammered starting to break into tears. Sansa could feel her own hand shaking, but she didn't release Lysa in either sense just yet.  It was... logical to kill her aunt. It would make this place safe again. It would protect her and remove an enemy. She was beaten and powerless, begging for her life. Raw, cold logic said that she had to die. It was only her conscience stopping her now, and it was unclear how long that could hold out against the steady temptation of the easy way out of this awful moment. It was her own logic against her own willpower now. What she wanted versus what she knew.

"You're so much like your mother," Lysa went on with her pleading. "For all that happened, I loved her. We're family, you and I... just like she was."

“My mother was a kind proper lady," Sansa murmured to herself, a shadow of hesitation passing through her face, “she was a proper lady and she died because of it. I am nothing like my mother.”Sansa hissed. What doubt lingered in her vanished as the steely resolve pushed through it all. She gave a short, callous shove as she let go of the dress, Lysa giving a drawn out wail as she fell down to the earth far below. Sansa turned as soon as she saw her fall beyond the roots of the castle, turning to the stairs. Suddenly, she saw Petyr, silently standing at the top of the stair. How long he has been there, what he has seen and heard, she dared not think There was a guard with him as well as Marillion, Lysa's favorite singer. While the other two looked on shocked, Petyr held his customary slightly amused expression on his face.

Sansa stared at the interrupting party for what seems to be an eternity, frozen on the spot as she wasn't sure what to do. It was an act of passion to kill her aunt, but she did not regret it. The doors were locked by her aunt when she'd entered the chambers.

For a brief moment, Petyr pondered, an expression of callous amusement on his face, then, he gave a small shrug. "Knock the boy out."

Marillion turned to him and got out half a word before the guard bashed a strong hand into the back of his head. The performer went down in a heap.

“Ser Lothor, will you be so kind as to remove his pants and dump him there in that puddle of milk?”

Then Petyr stared down at Sansa with a grin that for once reached his eyes and said, “Run and get the guards, my dear. The singer has tried to rape you and murdered my wife. And, my dear, do remember the tears.”


Words of Lysa’s murder spread fast. Not everyone in the Vale believed that a singer could murder the Lady of the Vale, but whatever doubts they harbored were removed when three days after Lysa’s death, Marillion confessed before a group of nobles of his crime. The singer, clad in clean simple garments and fine leather gloves to hide his eight missing fingers, gave such an emotional confession that almost fooled Sansa.

It was well past midnight when the other nobilities fell asleep, but Petyr was still awake in his chamber. He was reading a letter by the candle light when Sansa had slipped quietly into the room.

“You summoned me, my Lord?” Sansa whispered quietly.

“Yes, I hope I did not disturb your dream,” smiled Petyr.

“Haven’t had much sleep since Lady Lysa died, my lord. The screams… I never would have believed that someone with such a beautiful voice could produce such horrifying screams.”

“Ahh, yes. The screams are...unfortunate. The Eyrie could certainly use some better soundproofing. Marillion is a most talented singer, but I’m afraid that he is extremely slow at learning new songs. And he only had three days to prepare for his… performance. But rest easy; there will be no more screams. The singer, tormented by his guilt has just followed my beloved Lysa out of the Moondoor. But the screams are not the only things keeping you awake, are they?”

“No my lord.” At that, Sansa broke down and wept for the first time in an eternity. "I had never meant to!" Sansa sobbed softly, her lovely face tensing with sorrow. "I didn't want to! I keep seeing the faces of the women I killed. My own aunt, Petyr! I never... they made me. They came to kill me and I never asked for any of this.  I didn't want to become a murderer, but this damned world keeps betraying my trust and making me become one! But Lysa... You know what they say about kinslaying! The gods cursed it as the worst sin of all!"

“Hush now, my dear.” said Petyr consolingly. “There was once a time when I placed my faith in the Gods. But then again, if the gods intended us to be good, why did they forge such a harsh cruel world. There is no need to fear for hell and monsters. We already live in one where monsters roam large. The only question is, will you shut your eyes and let the creatures that hurt you and your family roam free, or will you do everything you can to survive and force justice upon those who harmed you.”

Seeing that Sansa has calmed down a bit, Petyr clapped his hands and a brown-haired, plainly dressed girl walked in. The girl was not particularly pretty, Sansa thought, but there was something about her postures that stirs people up. “This is Genna; she will be your handmaiden for the next few weeks and will be sharing your bed at night. She is quite talented: I found her while on a business trip in Pentos. Take tomorrow to rest and heal, In two days, you will start a new training. By day, you will be in my solar and help me with letters and receptions, charming the lords and knights whenever needed, and by night, Genna will take over your training. I’m afraid that between her and me, you won’t be getting much sleep for the next few weeks but time is too short.”

“In two months the stage will be set and you must be ready to play the central role. Many heads will soon turn for you, and many more heads will roll. For now, my dear, go to bed and grab some sleep.” said Petyr with a wicked grin. In the candlelight, the pink wax (that which had recently taken the shape of a man) that had sealed the letter in his hands seemed to glow blood red.

Splatoon Fight: Inklings vs Octolings

a sequel to the Splatoon catfight brawl I did a while back, just with their former rival race the octolings added into the mix with the inklings. not that it matters any after a while, when everyone's so covered in ink and battle-ready that they can't tell each other apart
 
Things had taken a turn over the last year or so, and one that most people of Inkopolis would say was for the better. After a lot of turf wars, treaties, street fights, and other manner of disputes being resolved, the inklings were at peace with the octolings. They were largely the same, apart from their males looking like talking tentacles and their ladies having more octopoid hair instead of the longer inkling look, so assimilation was simple enough once they got over a bit of social stigma. With that, even their young athletes were allowed in the Splatfests and ongoing turf war games.

The league managers had decided to even extend a special offer to the octoling competitors. To "get them some exposure," they called it, which Marie casually translated as "getting the octoling audience to pay up and watch the show." The octolings were asked to gather their six best players while the inklings did the same and pitting them in... well, a pit. After the huge response last year's Splatfest got (the one ending the tournament with an ink-wrestling match), they wanted to cash in on that one more time. They even got the six inklings who fought it in back for this double-sized reenactment, though the girls didn't look very pleased with the idea of working together. They weren't the only ones either...

"Welcome to today's special event: the Octolings vs Inklings Reenactment Match!" Callie blurted from her booth.

"That's right!" added the busty, red-tentacled octoling sitting next to her. "Just as the wars were fought for land and water ages ago, we here at Splatfest bring you what we hope to be the last conflict between any of our kinds; the annual ink wrestling match! I'm Tako..."

"And I'm Yaki," chimed the shorter and less curvy of the two octolings, her tentacles a deep purple shade that almost went black. "And we make The Octo Lasses~!"

Callie and Marie traded glances for a moment. They weren't used to having a partner that wasn't a part of their own duo, but the boss had insisted. The Octo Lasses judged and announced the matches that the Squid Sisters couldn't make, which was helpful given the sudden boost in population in the games.

"Yeaaaa..." Marie mused.

"And I'm Callie!"

"And I'm Marie! Hope you're all staying fresh out there, because these girls sure are! Returning from last year, on the inkling side of the field, we have Tara in the turquois, Bubbles in blue, Umi in orange, Kelpa in green, Candy in pink, and Pearl in purple."

"And on the octo side of the field, we have Suki, Ursula, Tenten, Podda, Paula, and Sophie. A pretty good-looking team we've pulled together for our first year on the official games," Tako noted.

"Yea, but looks aren't everything," Callie observed. "Especially out on the field."

"I'm sure you two would know all about that, as the experts on the subject." Yaki's comment earned her a sharp glare from Callie, but she bit her tongue as the last of the combatants got ready.

The octolings had been pitted against each other throughout the games as well, even in the ones they played before they rejoined the surface world. Like the inklings who had fought last season (and several of them more recently on the turf wars), the octolings shared some unhappy glances at each other for ambushes, embarrassing defeats, or that time that Ursula shot Sophie in the boob. Teamwork wouldn't be their strong suit in this either. They were all in the big slippery bowl carved into the skate park, which was preemptively coated in many colors of ink up to their ankles. Both sides wore the standard-issue tank tops and booty shorts; any good gear was left behind for no benefits, and no losing hard-earned and stylish clothes when they'd surely be torn apart by their opponents in no time.

"It looks like it's about that time, so strap in, you ‘lings of all ages and species! The fight begins in 3! 2! 1..."

"Splatter 'em!" all four hostesses cheered as a buzzer went off overhead. All twelve girls stormed into the middle of their arena, focusing on the opposing team for now. Tenten, a quick but thin little octoling, tackled into Candy and took the busty inkling clean off her feet. The big splash that went up when she landed coated her front in orange as Tenten hopped onto her back. A few girls had the split second to recognize that once the ink started flying like that, there wouldn't be a lot of ways to recognize one another.

Tara slid to a stop when the chesty and chubby Suki got in her way, the defensive player reading the turquoise inkling's moves. While they both hesitated, Bubbles threw herself into Suki's side and knocked the otherwise solid sumo off her feet and crashing into Ursula before Tara charged into the pile of squid kids.

The ever-tidy Pearl slid her way neatly as she could through the mess of ink, but the lean and athletic Paula came bolting across the puddle. Her tentacles bounced and puddles splashed up in her wake. "If you're going to make a mess..." Pearl threatened, suddenly dodging around the grabbing hands and sweeping her leg under the quick attacker. Paula suddenly realized how hard it was to stop a full charge in slick ink. "At least wipe your FEET!" Pearl's leg sweep took her opponent flipping over and splatting on her back, blinking away her confusion and aches when Pearl grabbed her hair and started to slam her head over and over into the sloppy ink below.

Umi slowed her approach as she nearly slipped on her own, the orange girl letting the headstrong Kelpa rush ahead. She threw a punch at Podda that landed right on her tight belly, winding the octoling as Sophie grabbed the strong but short inkling from behind. She kicked and thrashed, trying to pull free, but Podda recovered and kicked Kelpa in between the legs. The tough girl still had to wail and cross her legs with pain.

"Oof! The octolings fighting dirty already," Marie mused into the mic.

"It wasn't dirty last year when half your team did it," Yaki pointed out.

"Yea, but our side made it look good," Callie insisted. "There! See?"

Sophie was too caught up in keeping Kelpa still to notice Umi appear behind her and slam a fist into the octoling's pussy. She grunted and fell to her knees, Kelpa quick to turn around (one hand still cupping her cunt) and tackle her captor into the ink. They roll around while Umi tried to step over her to get to Podda, the two having to watch their footing with the frantic pair brawling beneath them.

Back with Candy, Tenten had gotten mounted on her back and pulling on her top. Candy squirmed and thrashed, but the octoling held on tight enough to rip the tank top over her head and tentacles, baring the ditzy inkling's big boobs to the crowd.

"And it looks like Team Inkling is showing some skin!" Tako chimed, pointing out the barechested fighter.

"Sounds just like the inklings to find any excuse to get naked in public," Yaki agreed while Callie fumed.

Tenten tossed away the inky top, but Candy rolled sharply to one side and flattened the thinner girl underneath her. Candy grabbed her legs and sat on her lap, lifting the limbs up and bouncing her butt into Tenten's crotch. The octoling shrieked and flailed around, trying to catch the busty pink octoling by the her long flopping tentacles, but her grip kept coming up short each time.

Pearl had similarly grabbed Paula by the ankles, but rather than mounting her she was dragging the octoling across the arena floor. The squealing Paula not only got ink all over her face and breasts, but the scraping of the rubbery ground pulled up on her top, baring her bosom and scraping her nipples over the sloppy surface.

"And the inklings take control! Pearl and Candy both take a clear lead in their one-on-one duels!" Callie chimed.

"I'm holding out until we see some clam. It's been a long season since our last throwdown like this," Marie added. "When I found out we'd have double the fighters and double the boobs, I just about splatted on the spot."

In the thicker brawls, Tara and Bubbles were clambering over Ursula and Suki. Bubbles straddled Suki's chubby body and grabbed her by the tentacles, lifting and banging her head into the splashing mess of ink that coated the ground. Tara grabbed and pulled down Ursula's shorts, but the muscular octoling kicked her stomach. Tara went falling over backward, tearing the shorts off with her. Ursula was left in just her jersey and thong, but still took the chance to chase down Tara. She tackled the athletic inkling and pulled her around into a reverse chokehold, squeezing her strong arm around her neck.

"Well looks like the octolings are showing some better teamwork in the group battles!" Yaki pointed out as Suki grabbed Bubbles in a bearhug, squashing the two aquatic girls' big busts into each other.

"What teamwork?" Marie remarked. "Fighting different opponents within five feet of each other isn't what I'd call teamwork."

Umi and Podda finally clashed when Podda jumped over the brawling Kelpa and Sophie. The orange inkling went down and quickly was splattered with green and purple as she slid a short way with her foe on top of her. Podda punched Umi in the breasts a few times before Umi kicked up her leg high enough to flip Podda into the mess behind her. They both rose to all fours, but while Podda tried to rise to her feet, Umi tackled her from the lower position. The two bounced and tumbled across the ink even further before Umi ended up on top, quickly twisting herself around to plant her inky butt on Podda's face.

"And there's last season's champ starting to kick some ass!" Callie cheered. "And using some ass, by the looks of it."

"That's right, Callie," Tako piped up. "Umi from the Orange Team was the winner of last season's Splatfest brawl. Though if she's the best the inklings have got, then this may be over quicker than we think."

"Ah, shows what you know," Callie snapped. "If you're the best announcers they have to offer, then I'm feeling pretty secure about my job right now."

"What's that supposed to mean!?" Yaki shouted back.

"It means you couldn't announce your way out of a paper bag!" Callie countered.

"Well, yea," Marie agreed hesitantly. "Cuz that's not a thing you can do. Like, physically. Don't get me wrong, though. You two do suck at this."

Kelpa managed to mount Sophie, grabbing her by the collar and pulling her shirt up over her head. With the hockey move in place, she punched Sophie's chest and jiggled around the octoling team's biggest set of breasts (even bigger than the big and broad Suki's). Suddenly pulling free from her top and her one breast hanging from her bra, Sophie angrily shoved Kelpa hard enough that she skidded into Suki's back.

The big octoling dropped Bubbles as their backs bumped together, making Suki turn around and instinctively spin around to face her attacker. The biggest girl on the battlefield had to look way down to spot the shortest, but she glared right back at her. The two finished their few second staredown by throwing simultaneous punches, smacking each other in the face with their fists. The power of Suki's blow staggered Kelpa back a few paces, but the surprising force of Kelpa's did the same to her chubby foe. The two met each other's eyes with rekindled ferocity and came out swinging.

"Wow, what a size difference between those two! It's like comparing our fanbase to the Squid Sisters'!" Yaki barked over the microphone.

"Or like comparing Callie's boobs to yours," Marie cut in with a sly grin.

With Tenten stuck beneath Candy and unable to reach her, she finally braced her back on the ground and shoved with her feet. It was all that Candy's big boobs needed to flop around on the ditzy girl's chest, showing off the bouncing orbs to the cameras. Candy yelped and tried to cover her chest, but Tenten threw another double kick at her from below. Candy tumbled clumsily back until she bumped into Pearl, knocking the unexpecting purple inkling over into the slippery mess that was the entire arena.

Pearl had gotten where she was in the league by being a particular neat freak. Suddenly being caked in ink stunned her with disgust and let Paula quickly drag herself back up. It happened that she was in such pain and such a mess that she didn't realize she was dragging herself up on Candy's shorts, pulling them down around the curvy girl's butt. The pink inkling turned and kneed her in the jaw while she was still figuring out what was going on.

Tenten came after Candy, but seeing her hands full and Pearl still cringing in shock, the octoling chose her as a fresh victim instead. She grabbed and pulled down Pearl's shorts, scooping up a big handful of ink and splattering it between Pearl's butt and shorts. The purple inkling let out a shriek in shock and disgust as she tried to crawl away, just leaving her with an inky ass sticking out while she tripped over her own shorts.

"Ohhhh! That's one stain that's not coming out!" Tako commented.

"And Tenten's still on the move! She's not letting up now!" Yaki added.

"Maybe you two should 'let up' and leave this to the pros," Callie muttered.

Tenten pulled back on Pearl's legs, stepping over her and squatting down in front of her. Pearl shook her head and tried to pull free, but Tenten still forced her forward and buried the inkling's face into her ink-smeared ass.

“A standing facesit!” Callie shoutd in excitement. “An impressive move by the octoling newcomer! Her ass may not be as big as Tako’s here in the booth, but she’s putting it to some good use!”

“Hey!” Tako objected.

“Seriously though. Can we get a bigger chair in here?” Marie added. “She’s gonna fall off if she doesn’t break it first.”

“Hey!”

Pearl squealed and squirmed, but the hold was trapped on tight and Tenten’s toned butt formed a firm seal over her nose and mouth. The purple kid gave a few weaker grunting noises until she fell limp against Tenten’s booty, eyes rolling back dizzily.

The air horn blasted from the speakers high above the arena.

"That's it! They're calling it! That's the first knockout of the night!" Callie cheered.

"One heck of a way to go though, huh?" Marie added.

"There's first ink drawn by the octolings, and Tenten's going back out into the fray!" Tako piped up. "She's hardly gotten the first point when she's going for another."

"Not like the points matter," Yaki added.

"Oh, were you guys just describing your own commentary with that one?" Marie smirked. "Cuz your points don't matter." She held up a gloved hand and Callie slapped it five.

"At least we've gotten points before, you lazy pair of-!"

With the various interruptions and confusion, that left a lot of single fighters floating around. Podda was weakly dragging herself across the inky arena, but she could only break her face away from Yumi’s butt in her face for quick, short gasps. Turning into your squid form was well out of the few rules of the match, so she didn’t have the option for a quick escape. She popped her head out for another gasp when Yumi recognized it wasn’t working quickly enough. Sophie and Candy were heading off towards each other while Bubbles and Tenten had their sights on each other.

Yumi turned around to sit facing Podda's head, grabbing her tentacles and pulling her face up into her crotch. The octoling let out a few muffled shouts, but with the handle on Podda hair and her full focus on her foe, Yumi finally smothered her out with the front facesit.

"And it looks like the inklings are trying to turn the tables!" Marie noted brightly.

"With the way the Squid Sisters were eating before the show, it's no wonder that inklings are so good as facesitting," Yaki prodded.

"Those were low-fat clamburgers!!" Callie blew up at her.

"You ate four of them!" Tako shot back.

Suki and Kelpa had gone from trading slaps and punches to grappling by now. Suki threw herself into the shorter girl, but Kelpa punched her in her jiggly breasts and belly until she could crawl out from under her.

"The two heavy-hitters are still going at it like catfish and dogfish. Looks like they know a challenge when they see one," Marie noted, ignoring the conversation for the time being as her co-hosts bickered. Suki bearhugged the shorter Kelpa, and while she threw punches in the chubby girl's cheeks, she still managed to lean sharply backward and suplex her into the inky ground with a huge splatter.

"Huh? What'd I miss?" Tako yelped, looking back at the arena.

"This purple slut just called me a butthead! What are you, six?!"

"I meant the fight!"

Suki rubbed her jaw and rolled over to face the groaning and dazed inkling. The chubby octoling started to crawl over to finish her off when Yumi pounced on her from behind, pulling at her purple tentacles. The big girl yelped and tried to grab at her, stumbling around as she got to her feet to try shaking Yumi off. The orange inkling (at least until she started getting splashed and dunked) held on tight, but just barely stayed on the bucking bull of a girl. Seemingly unknown to Yumi, Kelpa slowly pushed herself back up while the other two were struggling. The aching but angry inkling pushed herself back up, and seeing Suki distracted, she rushed at her and rammed her shoulder into the big girl's belly. It knocked the wind out of the heavyweight octoling and sent her toppling over backward.

"And down goes Suki! You wouldn't think someone that big would be great at dodging paintballs," Callie announced as she turned back to the action with the rest of them.

"Apparently she was known as the 'Blowfish Blitzer," Tako added. "She would hide in the ink and emerge with her minigun, putting the pressure on her enemies. Not that it's doing her much good out in the open!"

Suki splashed down with a groan, holding her stomach and not even realizing she'd squashed and trapped Yumi underneath her. The octoling squirmed beneath her, inky enough to be messy but not enough to slide free from the chubby opponent. Kelpa dashed after her, Yumi trying to sputter out a warning but she'd already leapt into the air, delivering a diving elbow to Suki's big breasts. She grunted and bounced slightly, the powerful increase in pressure enough to knock the wind out of both her and Suki so they were left knocked out flat and powerless on the ground. Kelpa caught her breath as she stood over them, but the buzzer went off twice overhead.

"A double knockout! I didn't even see Yumi down there until it was too late!" Tako blurted.

"Kind of like you two latecomers to the announcer game," Callie cut in. "The biggest gal goes down and not without taking one of her opponents with her!"

"Anything can happen in this kind of match. You've got to watch your back the whole time," Callie agreed. "No time to wave to the camera for a quick 'hi, mom' when there's a dozen angry girls around you."

"That reminds me, we really should call our octodad..." Yaki mused.

"Wait! You mean you two are REAL sisters!?" Callie blurted.

Tara and Ursula were already tangled up with each other, pulling tentacles and kicking at each other's legs. Tara pushed Ursula into the ink as she dodged aside, pulling at her clothes. Ursula shrieked and struggled, but the wet ink made them slide right off. The naked octoling kicked at Tara, forcing her to back off but throwing the inky clothes at her foe. The inkling didn't notice Paula come running at her and jumping onto her back. Tara landed flat on her face, which was buried into Ursula's crotch. The naked inkling howled out in pain, legs trying to cross but finding Tara's face in the way. While Ursula tried pushing her away, Paula did just the opposite by shoving her face deeper into her "teammate's" crotch.

"That's some pretty questionable teamwork, but whatever works, right?" Marie noted.

"And the way the crowd's reacting, it sounds like Paula really knows how to to work it," Tako pointed out at the cheering crowd.

"Hey! You don't make jokes off what Marie says!" Callie snapped. "I do!"

"Actually it's usually the other way around..." Marie added.
"Not when we're the more popular pair," Yaki pointed out. "Otherwise, why are we more trending than you right now on Squitter?"

"See?! Checking your phone during a Splatfest?!" Callie blurted. "Talk about unprofessional... and slutty... and ugly..."

The fight was starting to converge onto one point now. Candy and Sophie rolled across the inky arena, smeared all sorts of colors since they'd torn the other girl's clothes off along the way. Bubbles had grabbed Tenten around the waist and slung her over her shoulder, fireman carrying her over and literally throwing her into the brawling mess of the other girls. Tenten's body smacked into Paula's, knocking her off of Tara. Paula rose up and punched Tenten in the stomach, knocking the wind out of her.

"It looks like the fight's gotten so messy they can't even tell their friend from foe!" Callie declared eagerly. "Things are about to get crazy!"

"Even I can't tell them apart from this far up," Yaki added.

"That's because you two are amateurs at this."

"Oh yea? Which one's Bubbles?"

"....okay, back to the action!"

The girls had all entered the fray, hitting anyone in their way. Ursula got up and grabbed Tara by the hair and banged her head into Sophie's, knocking the both of them silly as they dropped out cold on the ink. Another pair of buzzes went off for the octoling as she rubbed her aching and slimy snatch.

"That's two more down," Marie pointed out. "It's like we're in sudden death right now!"

Paula climbed over Tenten to go after Candy, but Tenten caught her by the foot. Paula yelped and fell forward, landing face-first in Candy's huge breasts and pulling at her top for balance. All that did was rip the sloppy top off, Paula landing awkwardly in the mess as Candy squealed in surprise and tried to cover her boobs. Her screaming caught Ursula's attention as she octoling tackled into the ditzy inkling's side, knocking her to the ground and biting into one of her bouncy breasts.

"The girls are just going wild down there!" Yumi announced excitedly as the brawl went on. "Absolutely savage!"

"It's like they're some kind of half-kid, half-some kind of unclear animal," Marie added dryly.

Kelpa bearhugged Bubbles from behind in all the confusion, but she threw back an elbow to stun the strong shorty. Bubbles grabbed Kelpa in a headlock, but it didn't last long when Tenten hurled Paula into the both of them. The girls crashed into a three-person pile, but Paula had clearly been through more recently and was slower to rise. Kelpa and Bubbles went right for each other, pulling tentacles and clawing at their breasts and bellies, but they made their battlefield on top of Paula. The gurgling octoling had Kelpa sitting on her forehead and Bubbles sitting with her thighs around her neck and mouth. Paula squirmed and arched her back, but finally flopped down into the ink unconscious from the smothering weight of both girls.

"There's another buzzer and another victim!" Callie declared.

"Not that either of the girls look happy about it," Tako added as Kelpa and Bubbles still crawled over their initial foe to get at each other.

"Well we all do some stuff we don't like. Especially when you're working with some total amateurs on your side..." Yaki prodded with a shrug.

"The only things on your sides are lovehandles, inkstain," Marie jabbed back.

Candy had grabbed for Ursula to tear her off her breast, the octoling gagging and spitting out some of the ink she'd accidentally sucked off of the girl's impressive rack. Tenten gave a furious shout as she charged from behind, but Candy jumped aside when she was startled by all the noise. It left Tenten to tackle into Ursula, not that she seemed to mind the change in target. The two punched and shoved and clawed, Ursula ending up stuck under her fellow octoling. She resorted to grabbing her by the pussy and squeezing, getting a painful wail from Tenten as she suddenly tried to retreat. Ursula still held her on top of her, scratching and crushing her cunt as tears welled up in her former ally's eyes.

Of course, their sitting around and fighting each other left them open for Candy to jump on and squash them both in one big pile. Both octolings grunted hard as ink splashed out from under them, the slimey inkling grabbing Tenten and pulling her into a titsmother while her body pinned down Ursula. Tenten was hurt and winded enough that she couldn't last long, only clawing and biting weakly at Candy's breasts. The buzzer went off right as Bubbles and Kelpa crashed into Candy, the girls tumbling into a heap.

"It's down to 3 Inklings vs 1 octoling now!" Callie pointed out proudly.

"Good thing she's three times as good as the rest of them," Yaki corrected, but things still weren't looking good for Ursula. She crawled away from the mess to let Kelpa straddle and pin down Candy, throwing her hard little fists into Candy's boobs like fleshy, stained punching bags. She planted her knees on the once-pink inkling's arms to trap her and bruise up her boobs undisturbed.

Bubbles, however, saw Ursula crawling away on all fours. She grabbed the octoling by the ankle and dragged her screaming back into the fray. Rather than pin or choke her, though Bubbles just leaned backward and gas pedaled her foot right into Ursula's pussy. The shorts had come off in the struggle, leaving the inkling's head to squash down on her snatch. Ursula shrieked pathetically, but was stuck in place by the legs. With their current foes seemingly at their mercy, Kelpa and Bubbles turned to glare at each other without relenting on their attacks. Bubbles jabbed an elbow back into Kelpa's side, but Kelpa smacked Bubbles across the face. The buzzer went off again loudly.

"It looks like Ursula has passed out from the pain!" Tako noted with as much surprise and excitement as disappointment. It was hard to feel bad about such a thrilling match.

"But it doesn't look like Bubbles has noticed! She's still stomping on Ursula like a bad set of brakes while trading blows with Kelpa!"

Bubbles was starting to look dazed and sluggish as Kelpa was starting to land harder and more frequent hits against her. The inkling tried to make a break for it, only then realizing just how hard she'd been stomping. She tripped as her toes had trouble pulling out of Ursula's pussy. Kelpa grinned and rose up enough to lean into an elbow drop, crashing it across the back of Bubbles' head. The rival inkling bounced a bit and the buzzer went off again as she laid there naked, limp and groaning.

"And another! Hasn't this thing technically ended with the inklings the only ones standing!?" Tako blurted in the same thrilled tone as the rest.

"Shh. Let them have their fun," Marie said with a grin. "Crowd's loving it. And that's the true meaning of Splatfest Day."

Kelpa caught her breath, her arms aching from beating on Candy and Bubbles alternately. She grinned and wiped some more sludge from her face before turning back to Candy, who was still stuck underneath her. Or so it seemed. Candy used the shift in Kelpa's weight to wrap her arms around the strong shorty's thighs, suddenly standing up despite the throbbing pain in her boobs. Kelpa shrieked as she was held nearly upside down, flailing helplessly as Candy lifted her up high and then dropped her in a power bomb of a throw that splatted half the arena with ink from the impact. Kelpa bounced as Candy caught her breath, rubbing her tender tits as she nearly collapsed from exhaustion. Kelpa reached out and grabbed her ankle, getting Candy to jump in surprise... before Kelpa collapsed at last. The inkling had barely any pink visible on her body under all the layers of ink, but the buzzer went off as the exhausted, teary-eyed Candy was declared the winner.

"She does it! Candy is the splatfest queen!" Yaki cheered.

"Hell of a fight! A great showing by both sides!" Tako admitted. "Even if we got the most kills and turf in all that, a good match all the same."

"Oh don't you start," Marie smirked wryly at her. "The war goes to the victor, not the one with the most bodies."

"That's super grimdark, Marie!" Callie said it happily all the same. "But you've been listening to the two-or-so best announcers calling the very best match you've ever seen! Tune in next season for another sexy, messy showdown! I think we can all use some time to enjoy the replays and have a little splatfest of our own, if you get me. So until then..."

"Stay fresh!!"