Saturday, June 3, 2017

Splatoon Fight: Inklings vs Octolings

a sequel to the Splatoon catfight brawl I did a while back, just with their former rival race the octolings added into the mix with the inklings. not that it matters any after a while, when everyone's so covered in ink and battle-ready that they can't tell each other apart
 
Things had taken a turn over the last year or so, and one that most people of Inkopolis would say was for the better. After a lot of turf wars, treaties, street fights, and other manner of disputes being resolved, the inklings were at peace with the octolings. They were largely the same, apart from their males looking like talking tentacles and their ladies having more octopoid hair instead of the longer inkling look, so assimilation was simple enough once they got over a bit of social stigma. With that, even their young athletes were allowed in the Splatfests and ongoing turf war games.

The league managers had decided to even extend a special offer to the octoling competitors. To "get them some exposure," they called it, which Marie casually translated as "getting the octoling audience to pay up and watch the show." The octolings were asked to gather their six best players while the inklings did the same and pitting them in... well, a pit. After the huge response last year's Splatfest got (the one ending the tournament with an ink-wrestling match), they wanted to cash in on that one more time. They even got the six inklings who fought it in back for this double-sized reenactment, though the girls didn't look very pleased with the idea of working together. They weren't the only ones either...

"Welcome to today's special event: the Octolings vs Inklings Reenactment Match!" Callie blurted from her booth.

"That's right!" added the busty, red-tentacled octoling sitting next to her. "Just as the wars were fought for land and water ages ago, we here at Splatfest bring you what we hope to be the last conflict between any of our kinds; the annual ink wrestling match! I'm Tako..."

"And I'm Yaki," chimed the shorter and less curvy of the two octolings, her tentacles a deep purple shade that almost went black. "And we make The Octo Lasses~!"

Callie and Marie traded glances for a moment. They weren't used to having a partner that wasn't a part of their own duo, but the boss had insisted. The Octo Lasses judged and announced the matches that the Squid Sisters couldn't make, which was helpful given the sudden boost in population in the games.

"Yeaaaa..." Marie mused.

"And I'm Callie!"

"And I'm Marie! Hope you're all staying fresh out there, because these girls sure are! Returning from last year, on the inkling side of the field, we have Tara in the turquois, Bubbles in blue, Umi in orange, Kelpa in green, Candy in pink, and Pearl in purple."

"And on the octo side of the field, we have Suki, Ursula, Tenten, Podda, Paula, and Sophie. A pretty good-looking team we've pulled together for our first year on the official games," Tako noted.

"Yea, but looks aren't everything," Callie observed. "Especially out on the field."

"I'm sure you two would know all about that, as the experts on the subject." Yaki's comment earned her a sharp glare from Callie, but she bit her tongue as the last of the combatants got ready.

The octolings had been pitted against each other throughout the games as well, even in the ones they played before they rejoined the surface world. Like the inklings who had fought last season (and several of them more recently on the turf wars), the octolings shared some unhappy glances at each other for ambushes, embarrassing defeats, or that time that Ursula shot Sophie in the boob. Teamwork wouldn't be their strong suit in this either. They were all in the big slippery bowl carved into the skate park, which was preemptively coated in many colors of ink up to their ankles. Both sides wore the standard-issue tank tops and booty shorts; any good gear was left behind for no benefits, and no losing hard-earned and stylish clothes when they'd surely be torn apart by their opponents in no time.

"It looks like it's about that time, so strap in, you ‘lings of all ages and species! The fight begins in 3! 2! 1..."

"Splatter 'em!" all four hostesses cheered as a buzzer went off overhead. All twelve girls stormed into the middle of their arena, focusing on the opposing team for now. Tenten, a quick but thin little octoling, tackled into Candy and took the busty inkling clean off her feet. The big splash that went up when she landed coated her front in orange as Tenten hopped onto her back. A few girls had the split second to recognize that once the ink started flying like that, there wouldn't be a lot of ways to recognize one another.

Tara slid to a stop when the chesty and chubby Suki got in her way, the defensive player reading the turquoise inkling's moves. While they both hesitated, Bubbles threw herself into Suki's side and knocked the otherwise solid sumo off her feet and crashing into Ursula before Tara charged into the pile of squid kids.

The ever-tidy Pearl slid her way neatly as she could through the mess of ink, but the lean and athletic Paula came bolting across the puddle. Her tentacles bounced and puddles splashed up in her wake. "If you're going to make a mess..." Pearl threatened, suddenly dodging around the grabbing hands and sweeping her leg under the quick attacker. Paula suddenly realized how hard it was to stop a full charge in slick ink. "At least wipe your FEET!" Pearl's leg sweep took her opponent flipping over and splatting on her back, blinking away her confusion and aches when Pearl grabbed her hair and started to slam her head over and over into the sloppy ink below.

Umi slowed her approach as she nearly slipped on her own, the orange girl letting the headstrong Kelpa rush ahead. She threw a punch at Podda that landed right on her tight belly, winding the octoling as Sophie grabbed the strong but short inkling from behind. She kicked and thrashed, trying to pull free, but Podda recovered and kicked Kelpa in between the legs. The tough girl still had to wail and cross her legs with pain.

"Oof! The octolings fighting dirty already," Marie mused into the mic.

"It wasn't dirty last year when half your team did it," Yaki pointed out.

"Yea, but our side made it look good," Callie insisted. "There! See?"

Sophie was too caught up in keeping Kelpa still to notice Umi appear behind her and slam a fist into the octoling's pussy. She grunted and fell to her knees, Kelpa quick to turn around (one hand still cupping her cunt) and tackle her captor into the ink. They roll around while Umi tried to step over her to get to Podda, the two having to watch their footing with the frantic pair brawling beneath them.

Back with Candy, Tenten had gotten mounted on her back and pulling on her top. Candy squirmed and thrashed, but the octoling held on tight enough to rip the tank top over her head and tentacles, baring the ditzy inkling's big boobs to the crowd.

"And it looks like Team Inkling is showing some skin!" Tako chimed, pointing out the barechested fighter.

"Sounds just like the inklings to find any excuse to get naked in public," Yaki agreed while Callie fumed.

Tenten tossed away the inky top, but Candy rolled sharply to one side and flattened the thinner girl underneath her. Candy grabbed her legs and sat on her lap, lifting the limbs up and bouncing her butt into Tenten's crotch. The octoling shrieked and flailed around, trying to catch the busty pink octoling by the her long flopping tentacles, but her grip kept coming up short each time.

Pearl had similarly grabbed Paula by the ankles, but rather than mounting her she was dragging the octoling across the arena floor. The squealing Paula not only got ink all over her face and breasts, but the scraping of the rubbery ground pulled up on her top, baring her bosom and scraping her nipples over the sloppy surface.

"And the inklings take control! Pearl and Candy both take a clear lead in their one-on-one duels!" Callie chimed.

"I'm holding out until we see some clam. It's been a long season since our last throwdown like this," Marie added. "When I found out we'd have double the fighters and double the boobs, I just about splatted on the spot."

In the thicker brawls, Tara and Bubbles were clambering over Ursula and Suki. Bubbles straddled Suki's chubby body and grabbed her by the tentacles, lifting and banging her head into the splashing mess of ink that coated the ground. Tara grabbed and pulled down Ursula's shorts, but the muscular octoling kicked her stomach. Tara went falling over backward, tearing the shorts off with her. Ursula was left in just her jersey and thong, but still took the chance to chase down Tara. She tackled the athletic inkling and pulled her around into a reverse chokehold, squeezing her strong arm around her neck.

"Well looks like the octolings are showing some better teamwork in the group battles!" Yaki pointed out as Suki grabbed Bubbles in a bearhug, squashing the two aquatic girls' big busts into each other.

"What teamwork?" Marie remarked. "Fighting different opponents within five feet of each other isn't what I'd call teamwork."

Umi and Podda finally clashed when Podda jumped over the brawling Kelpa and Sophie. The orange inkling went down and quickly was splattered with green and purple as she slid a short way with her foe on top of her. Podda punched Umi in the breasts a few times before Umi kicked up her leg high enough to flip Podda into the mess behind her. They both rose to all fours, but while Podda tried to rise to her feet, Umi tackled her from the lower position. The two bounced and tumbled across the ink even further before Umi ended up on top, quickly twisting herself around to plant her inky butt on Podda's face.

"And there's last season's champ starting to kick some ass!" Callie cheered. "And using some ass, by the looks of it."

"That's right, Callie," Tako piped up. "Umi from the Orange Team was the winner of last season's Splatfest brawl. Though if she's the best the inklings have got, then this may be over quicker than we think."

"Ah, shows what you know," Callie snapped. "If you're the best announcers they have to offer, then I'm feeling pretty secure about my job right now."

"What's that supposed to mean!?" Yaki shouted back.

"It means you couldn't announce your way out of a paper bag!" Callie countered.

"Well, yea," Marie agreed hesitantly. "Cuz that's not a thing you can do. Like, physically. Don't get me wrong, though. You two do suck at this."

Kelpa managed to mount Sophie, grabbing her by the collar and pulling her shirt up over her head. With the hockey move in place, she punched Sophie's chest and jiggled around the octoling team's biggest set of breasts (even bigger than the big and broad Suki's). Suddenly pulling free from her top and her one breast hanging from her bra, Sophie angrily shoved Kelpa hard enough that she skidded into Suki's back.

The big octoling dropped Bubbles as their backs bumped together, making Suki turn around and instinctively spin around to face her attacker. The biggest girl on the battlefield had to look way down to spot the shortest, but she glared right back at her. The two finished their few second staredown by throwing simultaneous punches, smacking each other in the face with their fists. The power of Suki's blow staggered Kelpa back a few paces, but the surprising force of Kelpa's did the same to her chubby foe. The two met each other's eyes with rekindled ferocity and came out swinging.

"Wow, what a size difference between those two! It's like comparing our fanbase to the Squid Sisters'!" Yaki barked over the microphone.

"Or like comparing Callie's boobs to yours," Marie cut in with a sly grin.

With Tenten stuck beneath Candy and unable to reach her, she finally braced her back on the ground and shoved with her feet. It was all that Candy's big boobs needed to flop around on the ditzy girl's chest, showing off the bouncing orbs to the cameras. Candy yelped and tried to cover her chest, but Tenten threw another double kick at her from below. Candy tumbled clumsily back until she bumped into Pearl, knocking the unexpecting purple inkling over into the slippery mess that was the entire arena.

Pearl had gotten where she was in the league by being a particular neat freak. Suddenly being caked in ink stunned her with disgust and let Paula quickly drag herself back up. It happened that she was in such pain and such a mess that she didn't realize she was dragging herself up on Candy's shorts, pulling them down around the curvy girl's butt. The pink inkling turned and kneed her in the jaw while she was still figuring out what was going on.

Tenten came after Candy, but seeing her hands full and Pearl still cringing in shock, the octoling chose her as a fresh victim instead. She grabbed and pulled down Pearl's shorts, scooping up a big handful of ink and splattering it between Pearl's butt and shorts. The purple inkling let out a shriek in shock and disgust as she tried to crawl away, just leaving her with an inky ass sticking out while she tripped over her own shorts.

"Ohhhh! That's one stain that's not coming out!" Tako commented.

"And Tenten's still on the move! She's not letting up now!" Yaki added.

"Maybe you two should 'let up' and leave this to the pros," Callie muttered.

Tenten pulled back on Pearl's legs, stepping over her and squatting down in front of her. Pearl shook her head and tried to pull free, but Tenten still forced her forward and buried the inkling's face into her ink-smeared ass.

“A standing facesit!” Callie shoutd in excitement. “An impressive move by the octoling newcomer! Her ass may not be as big as Tako’s here in the booth, but she’s putting it to some good use!”

“Hey!” Tako objected.

“Seriously though. Can we get a bigger chair in here?” Marie added. “She’s gonna fall off if she doesn’t break it first.”

“Hey!”

Pearl squealed and squirmed, but the hold was trapped on tight and Tenten’s toned butt formed a firm seal over her nose and mouth. The purple kid gave a few weaker grunting noises until she fell limp against Tenten’s booty, eyes rolling back dizzily.

The air horn blasted from the speakers high above the arena.

"That's it! They're calling it! That's the first knockout of the night!" Callie cheered.

"One heck of a way to go though, huh?" Marie added.

"There's first ink drawn by the octolings, and Tenten's going back out into the fray!" Tako piped up. "She's hardly gotten the first point when she's going for another."

"Not like the points matter," Yaki added.

"Oh, were you guys just describing your own commentary with that one?" Marie smirked. "Cuz your points don't matter." She held up a gloved hand and Callie slapped it five.

"At least we've gotten points before, you lazy pair of-!"

With the various interruptions and confusion, that left a lot of single fighters floating around. Podda was weakly dragging herself across the inky arena, but she could only break her face away from Yumi’s butt in her face for quick, short gasps. Turning into your squid form was well out of the few rules of the match, so she didn’t have the option for a quick escape. She popped her head out for another gasp when Yumi recognized it wasn’t working quickly enough. Sophie and Candy were heading off towards each other while Bubbles and Tenten had their sights on each other.

Yumi turned around to sit facing Podda's head, grabbing her tentacles and pulling her face up into her crotch. The octoling let out a few muffled shouts, but with the handle on Podda hair and her full focus on her foe, Yumi finally smothered her out with the front facesit.

"And it looks like the inklings are trying to turn the tables!" Marie noted brightly.

"With the way the Squid Sisters were eating before the show, it's no wonder that inklings are so good as facesitting," Yaki prodded.

"Those were low-fat clamburgers!!" Callie blew up at her.

"You ate four of them!" Tako shot back.

Suki and Kelpa had gone from trading slaps and punches to grappling by now. Suki threw herself into the shorter girl, but Kelpa punched her in her jiggly breasts and belly until she could crawl out from under her.

"The two heavy-hitters are still going at it like catfish and dogfish. Looks like they know a challenge when they see one," Marie noted, ignoring the conversation for the time being as her co-hosts bickered. Suki bearhugged the shorter Kelpa, and while she threw punches in the chubby girl's cheeks, she still managed to lean sharply backward and suplex her into the inky ground with a huge splatter.

"Huh? What'd I miss?" Tako yelped, looking back at the arena.

"This purple slut just called me a butthead! What are you, six?!"

"I meant the fight!"

Suki rubbed her jaw and rolled over to face the groaning and dazed inkling. The chubby octoling started to crawl over to finish her off when Yumi pounced on her from behind, pulling at her purple tentacles. The big girl yelped and tried to grab at her, stumbling around as she got to her feet to try shaking Yumi off. The orange inkling (at least until she started getting splashed and dunked) held on tight, but just barely stayed on the bucking bull of a girl. Seemingly unknown to Yumi, Kelpa slowly pushed herself back up while the other two were struggling. The aching but angry inkling pushed herself back up, and seeing Suki distracted, she rushed at her and rammed her shoulder into the big girl's belly. It knocked the wind out of the heavyweight octoling and sent her toppling over backward.

"And down goes Suki! You wouldn't think someone that big would be great at dodging paintballs," Callie announced as she turned back to the action with the rest of them.

"Apparently she was known as the 'Blowfish Blitzer," Tako added. "She would hide in the ink and emerge with her minigun, putting the pressure on her enemies. Not that it's doing her much good out in the open!"

Suki splashed down with a groan, holding her stomach and not even realizing she'd squashed and trapped Yumi underneath her. The octoling squirmed beneath her, inky enough to be messy but not enough to slide free from the chubby opponent. Kelpa dashed after her, Yumi trying to sputter out a warning but she'd already leapt into the air, delivering a diving elbow to Suki's big breasts. She grunted and bounced slightly, the powerful increase in pressure enough to knock the wind out of both her and Suki so they were left knocked out flat and powerless on the ground. Kelpa caught her breath as she stood over them, but the buzzer went off twice overhead.

"A double knockout! I didn't even see Yumi down there until it was too late!" Tako blurted.

"Kind of like you two latecomers to the announcer game," Callie cut in. "The biggest gal goes down and not without taking one of her opponents with her!"

"Anything can happen in this kind of match. You've got to watch your back the whole time," Callie agreed. "No time to wave to the camera for a quick 'hi, mom' when there's a dozen angry girls around you."

"That reminds me, we really should call our octodad..." Yaki mused.

"Wait! You mean you two are REAL sisters!?" Callie blurted.

Tara and Ursula were already tangled up with each other, pulling tentacles and kicking at each other's legs. Tara pushed Ursula into the ink as she dodged aside, pulling at her clothes. Ursula shrieked and struggled, but the wet ink made them slide right off. The naked octoling kicked at Tara, forcing her to back off but throwing the inky clothes at her foe. The inkling didn't notice Paula come running at her and jumping onto her back. Tara landed flat on her face, which was buried into Ursula's crotch. The naked inkling howled out in pain, legs trying to cross but finding Tara's face in the way. While Ursula tried pushing her away, Paula did just the opposite by shoving her face deeper into her "teammate's" crotch.

"That's some pretty questionable teamwork, but whatever works, right?" Marie noted.

"And the way the crowd's reacting, it sounds like Paula really knows how to to work it," Tako pointed out at the cheering crowd.

"Hey! You don't make jokes off what Marie says!" Callie snapped. "I do!"

"Actually it's usually the other way around..." Marie added.
"Not when we're the more popular pair," Yaki pointed out. "Otherwise, why are we more trending than you right now on Squitter?"

"See?! Checking your phone during a Splatfest?!" Callie blurted. "Talk about unprofessional... and slutty... and ugly..."

The fight was starting to converge onto one point now. Candy and Sophie rolled across the inky arena, smeared all sorts of colors since they'd torn the other girl's clothes off along the way. Bubbles had grabbed Tenten around the waist and slung her over her shoulder, fireman carrying her over and literally throwing her into the brawling mess of the other girls. Tenten's body smacked into Paula's, knocking her off of Tara. Paula rose up and punched Tenten in the stomach, knocking the wind out of her.

"It looks like the fight's gotten so messy they can't even tell their friend from foe!" Callie declared eagerly. "Things are about to get crazy!"

"Even I can't tell them apart from this far up," Yaki added.

"That's because you two are amateurs at this."

"Oh yea? Which one's Bubbles?"

"....okay, back to the action!"

The girls had all entered the fray, hitting anyone in their way. Ursula got up and grabbed Tara by the hair and banged her head into Sophie's, knocking the both of them silly as they dropped out cold on the ink. Another pair of buzzes went off for the octoling as she rubbed her aching and slimy snatch.

"That's two more down," Marie pointed out. "It's like we're in sudden death right now!"

Paula climbed over Tenten to go after Candy, but Tenten caught her by the foot. Paula yelped and fell forward, landing face-first in Candy's huge breasts and pulling at her top for balance. All that did was rip the sloppy top off, Paula landing awkwardly in the mess as Candy squealed in surprise and tried to cover her boobs. Her screaming caught Ursula's attention as she octoling tackled into the ditzy inkling's side, knocking her to the ground and biting into one of her bouncy breasts.

"The girls are just going wild down there!" Yumi announced excitedly as the brawl went on. "Absolutely savage!"

"It's like they're some kind of half-kid, half-some kind of unclear animal," Marie added dryly.

Kelpa bearhugged Bubbles from behind in all the confusion, but she threw back an elbow to stun the strong shorty. Bubbles grabbed Kelpa in a headlock, but it didn't last long when Tenten hurled Paula into the both of them. The girls crashed into a three-person pile, but Paula had clearly been through more recently and was slower to rise. Kelpa and Bubbles went right for each other, pulling tentacles and clawing at their breasts and bellies, but they made their battlefield on top of Paula. The gurgling octoling had Kelpa sitting on her forehead and Bubbles sitting with her thighs around her neck and mouth. Paula squirmed and arched her back, but finally flopped down into the ink unconscious from the smothering weight of both girls.

"There's another buzzer and another victim!" Callie declared.

"Not that either of the girls look happy about it," Tako added as Kelpa and Bubbles still crawled over their initial foe to get at each other.

"Well we all do some stuff we don't like. Especially when you're working with some total amateurs on your side..." Yaki prodded with a shrug.

"The only things on your sides are lovehandles, inkstain," Marie jabbed back.

Candy had grabbed for Ursula to tear her off her breast, the octoling gagging and spitting out some of the ink she'd accidentally sucked off of the girl's impressive rack. Tenten gave a furious shout as she charged from behind, but Candy jumped aside when she was startled by all the noise. It left Tenten to tackle into Ursula, not that she seemed to mind the change in target. The two punched and shoved and clawed, Ursula ending up stuck under her fellow octoling. She resorted to grabbing her by the pussy and squeezing, getting a painful wail from Tenten as she suddenly tried to retreat. Ursula still held her on top of her, scratching and crushing her cunt as tears welled up in her former ally's eyes.

Of course, their sitting around and fighting each other left them open for Candy to jump on and squash them both in one big pile. Both octolings grunted hard as ink splashed out from under them, the slimey inkling grabbing Tenten and pulling her into a titsmother while her body pinned down Ursula. Tenten was hurt and winded enough that she couldn't last long, only clawing and biting weakly at Candy's breasts. The buzzer went off right as Bubbles and Kelpa crashed into Candy, the girls tumbling into a heap.

"It's down to 3 Inklings vs 1 octoling now!" Callie pointed out proudly.

"Good thing she's three times as good as the rest of them," Yaki corrected, but things still weren't looking good for Ursula. She crawled away from the mess to let Kelpa straddle and pin down Candy, throwing her hard little fists into Candy's boobs like fleshy, stained punching bags. She planted her knees on the once-pink inkling's arms to trap her and bruise up her boobs undisturbed.

Bubbles, however, saw Ursula crawling away on all fours. She grabbed the octoling by the ankle and dragged her screaming back into the fray. Rather than pin or choke her, though Bubbles just leaned backward and gas pedaled her foot right into Ursula's pussy. The shorts had come off in the struggle, leaving the inkling's head to squash down on her snatch. Ursula shrieked pathetically, but was stuck in place by the legs. With their current foes seemingly at their mercy, Kelpa and Bubbles turned to glare at each other without relenting on their attacks. Bubbles jabbed an elbow back into Kelpa's side, but Kelpa smacked Bubbles across the face. The buzzer went off again loudly.

"It looks like Ursula has passed out from the pain!" Tako noted with as much surprise and excitement as disappointment. It was hard to feel bad about such a thrilling match.

"But it doesn't look like Bubbles has noticed! She's still stomping on Ursula like a bad set of brakes while trading blows with Kelpa!"

Bubbles was starting to look dazed and sluggish as Kelpa was starting to land harder and more frequent hits against her. The inkling tried to make a break for it, only then realizing just how hard she'd been stomping. She tripped as her toes had trouble pulling out of Ursula's pussy. Kelpa grinned and rose up enough to lean into an elbow drop, crashing it across the back of Bubbles' head. The rival inkling bounced a bit and the buzzer went off again as she laid there naked, limp and groaning.

"And another! Hasn't this thing technically ended with the inklings the only ones standing!?" Tako blurted in the same thrilled tone as the rest.

"Shh. Let them have their fun," Marie said with a grin. "Crowd's loving it. And that's the true meaning of Splatfest Day."

Kelpa caught her breath, her arms aching from beating on Candy and Bubbles alternately. She grinned and wiped some more sludge from her face before turning back to Candy, who was still stuck underneath her. Or so it seemed. Candy used the shift in Kelpa's weight to wrap her arms around the strong shorty's thighs, suddenly standing up despite the throbbing pain in her boobs. Kelpa shrieked as she was held nearly upside down, flailing helplessly as Candy lifted her up high and then dropped her in a power bomb of a throw that splatted half the arena with ink from the impact. Kelpa bounced as Candy caught her breath, rubbing her tender tits as she nearly collapsed from exhaustion. Kelpa reached out and grabbed her ankle, getting Candy to jump in surprise... before Kelpa collapsed at last. The inkling had barely any pink visible on her body under all the layers of ink, but the buzzer went off as the exhausted, teary-eyed Candy was declared the winner.

"She does it! Candy is the splatfest queen!" Yaki cheered.

"Hell of a fight! A great showing by both sides!" Tako admitted. "Even if we got the most kills and turf in all that, a good match all the same."

"Oh don't you start," Marie smirked wryly at her. "The war goes to the victor, not the one with the most bodies."

"That's super grimdark, Marie!" Callie said it happily all the same. "But you've been listening to the two-or-so best announcers calling the very best match you've ever seen! Tune in next season for another sexy, messy showdown! I think we can all use some time to enjoy the replays and have a little splatfest of our own, if you get me. So until then..."

"Stay fresh!!"

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