ANNOUNCEMENT: Moving On

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News: Patreon Freebies

Feels like I haven't let out anything in a while, though it's partly because of stuff I can't post on here for various reasons. Anyway, after seeing how it's progressed, I'm moving my Patreon bit by bit to be free to view. That is, even the new stuff can be viewed by everyone, but there'll be extra tiers above for early access and voting on what's next and all. So if you were cagey about it before, no reason not to check out some of my original stuff at www.patreon.com/sandcastles

Gobblin' the goblin RPG is on Kickstarter

I wrote a roleplaying game book for an original game/setting! Finally legit project that went somewhere! It needs some support to get started, so I'm going through Kickstarter to get the funds to get it going. It's entirely non-sexual, but a goofy and fun read and an even funner game.

It's about a race of goblins from a fantasy world being dumped into a post-apocalyptic Earth where they excitedly learn what guns, cars, robots, zombies, and hand grenades do while hoping to survive the process. You can follow it or donate to help make it happen at www.goblin.house

Free Month On Patreon

Hey, folks. As a surprisingly effective experiment, I'm putting up free access this month. It may end up going free for the long term depending how it goes, but I've got some captions, a story, and more stories and some art coming this month. Check it out. Free of charge, including the older stuff I've opened access to!

www.patreon.com/sandcastles

Let's Rap About Tags

So I found and started using the tags on this blog to help folks get around. They're listed at the end of each story, so not always the easiest to find when you want it. So thought I'd make this as a hub for the major tags, and define em while I'm at it.

Links for searching are going to be like so: http://luffy316.blogspot.com/search/label/wrestling  
but with the wrestling at the end replaced with whatever tag

News: boring stuff, important changes, commission or Patreon info... facts rather than stories
Wrestling: fighting focused around grappling, groping and throwing. Usually has elements of pro wrestling, sometimes apartment wrestling
Catfight: ladies get mad and attack. Much less formal than wrestling, which implies rules and a league or ref. Catfights tend to be rougher and involve more biting and clawing, hence the name.
Boxing: the ladies wear gloves and duke it out, or at least focus mainly on punches. More strike-based, but room for bearhugs and low blows.
Martial Arts:  more advanced fighting, with at least one fighter using more involved techniques, pressure points, or an overly practiced fighting style
Sexfight: where the expressed or unspoken goal is to make the other person cum or otherwise establish sexual dominance. Generally a bit more painless than regular fighting, but can go either way
Shortstack: miniature ladies, often goblins, gnomes, imps, yordles, or the like. The short part covers them being about 3 feet tall, the stack comes from them normally being sort of pudgy and hyper-curvy.


Announcers: the story includes someone narrating or discussing the fight, usually at ringside. The story might even be entirely told by those voices.
Ashley: also known as Mighty Ashley or Ashley's College Adventures. College girl is bullied through highschool until her friend invents a super strength serum that lets her get payback by beating and humiliating every bully she knows.
Bimbo: busty, ditzy, vain, and overly sexualized sort of women. They may be witless cheerleader types or simply women who wield that sexuality as a power over their surroundings.
Bloody: ladies are gonna be biting, clawing, hitting, maybe even stabbing hard enough to break the skin. 
Bodyswap: when someone's mind goes into someone else's body. Usually magic involved, and often a story of exploring their new body (often different gender, species or the like).
Celebrity: well known figures. Names that mean something to people (I assure you that I have to google most of them)
Competing: a fight over a prize, usually a guy.
DC: Power Girl, Wonder Woman, and other characters from the DC comics
Death: somebody's gonna die. Someone's getting choked or beaten to death or otherwise ended. Bit extreme for some folks, so they're usually labeled right up front.
Game of the Year: a commissioned series of short stories about a guy who creates an overly slutty character in his retro videogame, just to wake up with his mind inside her body. Pokes fun at beatemup games of the age and hentai games in general.
Genderswap: someone goes from being a male to female, or maybe vice versa. Usually magic or bodyswaps involved
Goblin: little green folks, usually dirty, stupid and panicky.
Goddess: deities getting involved, usually in some physical form
Group Fight: 3 or more fighters involved in a big brawl
Hellbridge: this super neat artist on Furaffinity and Deviantart who does furry boxing and wrestling art. I based some of the stories on his pics and send them to him/you to enjoy.
Interracial: fighters are of two different races. Black vs white, Asian vs Spanish, etc. Might get some slurs in there, or it may be coincidental.
Journal: a story written in the perspective of someone's journal entries.
Katsumi: a commissioned story of a spunky, sassy teen ninja has to defend her village, save her friends, or so on. Lots of humiliating martial arts moves used on otherwise tough women.
Kate Kinsley: an original story that started as a Scott Pilgrim genderswap parody (girl catfights seven evil ex girlfriends), but it became its own thing to a degree... fun story of love and acceptance and a quippy lesbian roommate
Naruto: anime about teen ninjas. Got a string of commissions about their ladies catfighting each other
Ninja: stealthy karate types. Katsumi and Naruto show up under this one
Nintendo: based on Nintendo characters, like from Mario, Legend of Zelda, or the like
One-Sided: a decisive winner of the fight throughout. Can be less of a match than it is a beating.
Original: something I came up with largely or entirely by myself. Fun and weird ideas since I've written so much of the regular stuff
Overwatch: shooting game from Blizzard that's pretty big right now. Bunch of weird characters, including "so many waifus"
Pain and Promotion: an old series I did, writing half and half with another buddy on Freecatfights. Basically follows two rookie wrestlers joining the big leagues and their own struggles as a heel and a jobber/face to advance in the league.
Pokemon: that thing where kids catch em all. Normally a fight between the girls from it and less so the actual pokemon... unless you're talking the Patreon story I started where the pokemon are actually sexy ladies.
Princess: Disney, video game, or otherwise royal types
Sarah: stories of a chubby, busty wife with a nephew who likes putting her into humiliating situations
Scrappa: a cute shortstack story of a guy moving into his grandpa's old cabin and finding a goblin living in the basement. He grows fond of her with sexy and romantic results as she becomes obsessed with him. It's broken up into parts/chapters here, or there's two "bulk" posts for free on the Patreon.
Sex:that thing where things go in vaginas that I've heard so much about. Normally straight, sometimes lesbian, but basically the story involves scenes that aren't all about fighting.
Videogame: the characters involved are in or from a video game. Chun-Li, Princess Peach, or some other original in-game setting
Water: takes place in a lake, rain, or pool for part of it.
Western: set in the old west, mostly Zhang-Oh stuff
Zhang-Oh: a Chinese martial artist in the old west. Turns bounty hunter when her sisters need avenging,

Some Minor Updates

There'll be a few more stories on their way here soon, but just a few things I've been up to online. I've signed on with a small group that's paying me to write for a visual novel, so I'll probably have news of them up eventually.


I'm also keeping up to date on the Patreon, and we'd reached $50 last month so I got some commission art done for the backers to view.

I ALSO finally got around to writing part 2 of Kate Kinsley vs Fuckin' Everybody, a real popular piece I put out a few years ago as my Scott Pilgrim parody turned into its own tale about drunken love and drunken brawling. Part 2's up on the Patreon, and will probably leak that one eventually
https://www.patreon.com/sandcastles


I'm also sorting out these stories now that there's labels/hashtags to use on this site. It'll make stories easier to follow when they're parts of a series or spaced apart. You can always find them at the bottom of a story or post, like this one!

Lily Max Punches Out and Patreon update

 clearing up any confusion, I have been continuing the Lily Max/Punch Out parody story on the Patreon. There's already two more chapters up there, as well as some other fun stuff!

>2 extra chapters of Lily Max Punches Out and character bios
>captioned pictures
>a man discovering his wife is the elastic heroine Rubber Maiden
>an overlord of a land of monsters taking monstergirls as lovers to help understand his subjects (and just for funsies)
>a webcam girl who wrestles her giant stuffed bear for her fans

check em! if we get enough, I'm even hiring on artists for the stories.
https://www.patreon.com/sandcastles

Big News! Got a Patreon Going!

I'm finding myself pecking at ideas for short, sexy stories, and when a few ideas bumped together, I reached this:

https://patreon.com/sandcastles

I'm still taking and posting commissions, but I'll be creating content specifically for donors. For as little as a buck a month, you can get access to a number of exclusive stories just for the Patreon, and toss out ideas for directions and story concepts. For  two or more, you get to vote on what it is I write. And so on for further rewards. But I'll be posting teaser posts for the stories on here for reference, so people can decide how to vote and if to join up. And if I reach a stretch goal of 100 a month, I'll recruit people to draw art for the stories!


So all aboard, and enjoy!

Heranes: Trials of A Demigoddess finally done!

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=heranes

There you go! The 4th chapter and the ultimate "Olympian" edition is up for sale. The Olympian is slightly cheaper in the long term. The Olympian doesn't have anything special in terms of content (I might do a special cover if it sells well enough), it just has every single chapter put together in several hundred pages of smutty, funny action goodness. The way that Amazon works, even with the discounted price of the Olympian, I actually make more money off the Olympian than I do all 4 sold separately!


If you're not ready to commit to the whole thing, buying part 1 and then deciding to get the Olympian is even cheaper than each individually.

And the preview of part 1 is still here: http://luffy316.blogspot.com/2016/10/tales-of-heranes-lady-hercules.html

Big News! Heranes: Trials of A Demigoddess is on Amazon

Well, I did it. after a lot of writing around here, I've finally got something of an actual novel out; cover art and everything!

The story of Heranes follows a daughter of Hera in ancient Greece trying to earn her right to godhood through 12 trials. At the disposal of a perverted king, this leads her through mud wrestling witches, catfighting with titans, wrestling earthquakes, and battling arms of bandits in rough, sexy, and hopefully a little funny adventures of a mouthy redhead with a dash of goddess in her.

Parts 1 through 3 are available on Amazon as ebooks, and a fourth part should be coming by the end of the year. Probably an anthology edition as well at that point, possibly with new art depending how the first run does.

For people wondering, Part 1 included the three trials I posted on the blog as well as a third and fourth trial, so it's twice as long as my post here. Parts 2 and 3 are 100% original (as much a Hercules parody can be...) and won't be released for free anywhere for a long, long time.

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=node%3D154606011&field-keywords=heranes

So try it out! It's dirt cheap for an e-book as I understand it, and they're about 17 thousand words for 2 bucks (a fraction of buying a commission).

If you're REAL frugal, you can skip part 1 and pretend you know what I'm talking about when centaurs and ninjas get mentioned later. Or wait a month or so and get the full Olympian Edition, which quite frankly, should cost less overall and make me more money because of how Amazon works.

Luffy316 Loose Commission Chart

I've kind of been doing a lot of work over the years for people, and playing the prices by ear. Over time, I've got some sort of unspoken rate that I've been going by. Thought I'd hammer that out one day for reference. Not sure it's worth quoting me on, but felt like a good basic reference for folks wondering. I'll generally do a page or two of the story, and if it's acceptable, I wait until I get the payment.

Easiest way to contact (and paypal info) is luffy316@hotmail.com .

Basic Stories:

a regular customer who I really like writing for or an extremely fun-sounding idea: $50

basic new customer, or an old one with standard amount of work, delivered in about 1 month: $60

5 page story: around $35

Under 5 page story: $10 to $20

requested to be over 10 pages: roughly +$10 for each additional 5 pages

Ups and Downs:

odd fetish involved: +0 to +$10, based on content

death fight or blood-heavy: +$5

private story: +$5. will not be released to forums or my blog for whatever reason. posting those stories is basically advertising for me, so your story may get me a "I really loved your Disney story! can I get one like that?"

furry: +0 to +$5, depending on content

speed run: +$5-10. want it on a faster deadline? I can make it happen, but it'll cost more.

male on male. hermaphrodites, or mixed genders: +$10 to $15

group fight: 4+ fighters involved (tag teams, bar brawls, etc). +$5 to $15

I accidentally go over the requested length: +0 (no charge)

"Good idea!": -$5. if it's an idea I'd like to write myself or has a really fun twist, I might give you a "fun" discount
 


Also don't forget, if you just want to see more of my stuff in general, there's always my Patreon that's full of original stories and even some artwork. https://www.patreon.com/sandcastles

this is what i got

been a long time catfight fan. hated wrestling growing up, then somehow found it very quickly when I obtained an internet connection, and went "wait, women do this too?" my range has certainly expanded since then, enjoying just about any kind of fetish with size, strength, and most of all, any sort of contest or combat in it. Pro wrestling, bbws, muscle, close fights, and vicious hateful fighters are all favorites

few things have come out of it

-first, i analyzed the fetish pretty well. for me, i think it's a matter of contest, supremacy, and worth. goes back to the old days when the biggest and strongest got their pick of the women. why not let women in on that? a strong woman will be healthy and defend herself and bear strong children, but at the end of the day, win or lose, she's yours to hold and sleep with. it's so deep in our genes that it's about 2 brain cells away from having sex, so not hard to cross those wires. tell me HOW different the noises of a woman caught in a grunting, snarling catfight sounds different than when you make love to her juuuust right.

-favorite fighter has to be Reggie Bennett. big, busty, muscular, knew her shit in the ring, and a beautiful face on a pro's body. figure reminds me of my girlfriend too (not quite as into it as I tend to be, but definitely understands and plays with the fetish a lot)

-cybered a lot. joined a cyber RP league for a loooongass time, but can't seem to manage the time for it lately... gotten a lot of practice in writing from my friends, online and irl, from chats and message board games.  still dabble in live chats, but most of my writing goes towards commissions and...

-a pet project. www.giantqueensakura.com is the soon to be launched webcomic series a friend from the aforementioned online league worked with me on. I threw out the name as a gag once, and he pried at what the hell Giant Queen Sakura meant. I stuck to my guns and claimed off the top of my head "It's a magical girl series, but she turns into a sumo wrestler." We talked about it for over a year before making a solid script and wrangled an artist to design it for us, and is working on the last page for Chapter 2 as we speak, at which point we'll start releasing it to the public. But yes; lots of big boobs, skimpy clothes, fighting girls, and anime parody hilarity

-Comission Stories. I once went on a thread on 4CHAAAAAAAN!!!!! The place is a compilation of the best and the worst the internet has to offer, but on a video game thread, someone offered "I have 4 extra copies of Left 4 Dead 2. earn them and they're yours." I throw out that I'll write any story they want, erotic or non. I quickly get a reply via Steam: "Did you get the game yet?" I say no, and am instantly sent the game. "So here's my idea!"

granted, the story was about a sadomasoschistic genderswapping orgy between the legendary bird pokemon, but I took a beer, got his details, laughed over it a few minutes with my girlfriend and brother in the room, and stuck to my promise, as a man and a writer who had been compensated with a $50 videogame. I pumped it out and dropped the word of what I'd done (for some reason!) to the rp buddies, who wanted in on this. I posted a few stories I'd written for fun on Seaking's Femfight (first wrestling site i ever found!) and people liked my style, and so i've done well over a dozen short stories for fetish fans, mostly about wrestling and catfights. even a few male vs male ones, even if I tend to prefer female fights much more.

but that's how I run things. I'll write just about anything as a mercenary kind of guy (or a whore... but merc sounds cooler; like Deadpool, or Juggernaut!), it just costs more for things more outside my comfort zone or preference. you want it? I'll write it. just for a price we can bounce around. worst case, I just like hearing peoples' ideal fantasies. strange but insightful, and honestly, I'm on the internet. I've seen fucked up things, almost nothing shocks me anymore (and sometimes it's just aroused me, even if I don't know why). who am I to judge ANYbody?

contact me by Luffy316@hotmail.com
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